Of course, there already IS a California Blond giving DADA in '95....
That said, I wonder into what sort of humorously disgusting critter it might amuse Tabitha to transform Dolores.... Rather than the painfully obvious toad, I propose a bloated, clumsy horse-fly — right before Tabitha summons up lots of hungry frogs. (Why, yes; I DO have a spot of dislike for our dear Miss Umbridge; however did you guess?)
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“Have you ever heard it said that all women are entitled to keep some secrets from men?” She nodded cautiously, and he smirked. “Equal opportunity.”
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
That said, I wonder into what sort of humorously disgusting critter it might amuse Tabitha to transform Dolores.... Rather than the painfully obvious toad, I propose a bloated, clumsy horse-fly — right before Tabitha summons up lots of hungry frogs. (Why, yes; I DO have a spot of dislike for our dear Miss Umbridge; however did you guess?)
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“Have you ever heard it said that all women are entitled to keep some secrets from men?” She nodded cautiously, and he smirked. “Equal opportunity.”
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.