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Moon Landing Hoax, Flat Earth, and other conspiracy theories in Fenspace
RE: Moon Landing Hoax, Flat Earth, and other conspiracy theories in Fenspace
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Obviously somebody put them there with Handwavium. It would've been trivial to get things up there in the short period of time between the first take-offs and the first serious lunar archeological expeditions. Isn't it telling that nobody's allowed to view the 'artifacts' except threw a remote viewer....

Anyway, from the crank file at the New Statesman:
  • Jusenkyou was actually a highly libertarian meritocracy that was attacked because it was 'different' to accepted left-aligning Fen culture, with the evidence of 'wrongdoing' fabricated after the fact to justify the attack. It was really about ethics in convention politics, and some BNF's being promiscuous in exchange for votes.
  • 'Haruhi' was just a cover for the real sources of intelligence governing the conduct of Great Justice, to protect the security of those sources.
  • The collapse of Crystal Osaka was initiated by a mistake, and not by enemy action. The coverup was to protect a SMoF from the consequences.
  • Great Justice knew about the gate on Arcadia, arranged for it to be discovered by a 'Tourist', supported the Tourist's secret recovery attempt - and intentionally leaked the 'truth' to cover up the real truth about who, where and why.
  • There has been a deliberate reduction in core lifespans or outputs from BAT spacecraft to encourage people to buy more engine cores, more often.
  • There exists a group of individuals dedicated to serruptitiously eliminating any route to weapons of mass destruction in Fenspace by removing, destroying or annihilating anything or anyone pursuing them. This group already has those weapons.
  • There are Nuclear Powers in Fenspace. These nuclear weapons are not for use in War or against Enemies, but because for some kinds of threats, sometimes Nuking it from Orbit is the only way to be sure. Nobody says anything to avoid causing a panic over those threats.
  • A Fencraft launching sounding rockets on a research expedition was the Trigger for bring the world within 30 seconds of a surpise Atomic Holocaust.
  • World Powers have been influencing Convention Politics for years by manipulating the blockchain system convention voting depends upon, or the political discourse online in the runup to cons. The only reason the system appears to work is that thus far, their opposed attempts almost cancel each other out.
  • Hitler was ressurected by Neo-Nazis as an android, and this fact has been covered up to prevent him from gaining support.
  • $BNF false-flagged themselves to gain public sympathy before the Business Meeting at $con
  • Gender altering biomods are so common, in one specific direction, due to a secret and deliberate action by the Crystal Millenium to remove opposition.
  • There is an Agenda at every Convention lately - to marginalise the 'normal' fen - the ordinary, salt of the earth, Fan. The Sourpusses oppose this.
  • Sylia Stingray is a front. For AC Peters (Or Noah Scott) [Or Benjamin Rhodes] to avoid the appearrance of interferance in mundane politics, or to hide their true influence.
  • A number of Irish BNF's and their earthbound got suspiciously rich by acting as 'intermediaries' purchasing land for 'Lifting'. This 'Lift' is responsible for the 2017 housing crisis.
  • China is planning to land an asteroid in the South China sea as a permanent island landmass.
  • A crashed Tannhauser Gate was discovered on Earth in the vicinity of Mt Markham in Antarctica. A UN sponsored expedition is underway beneath the ice.
  • An Alien Spacecraft crashed on the moon. The 1960's missions (Or a remote rover) unintentionally retrieved some of the wreckage. This was the origin of Handwavium. Kandor City has been built on top of the ruins to enable a covert study.
  • Rudy Giuliani's defeat in the Republican primary was caused by the convention manipulating the State of Georgia's voting machines.

.....which of these are true or not, or in what ways, I couldn't say.

EDIT: There's bound to me more than a few distastesteful ideas floating around too..... it might be a good way to reference current events in Fandom or the world. But I amn't too sure how to state them without being too on the nose. Some are obvious fictional references - I I think only one probably former member of the collective might recognise, and even then maybe I remembered it wrong or crushed it to fit the setting, and some which I'd like to be true but've already been nixxed.

I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.

One day they're going to ban them.
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RE: Moon Landing Hoax, Flat Earth, and other conspiracy theories in Fenspace - by Dartz - 08-09-2018, 03:16 PM

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