Song of the Day, 17 October 2008

[Bob Schroeck]

I've got the new style, uh oh

And I'm walking right down your street

I'm on your speed dial, you know

The one everyone wants to meet

(I always tell you how great you dress)

It's 'cause I'm fashionably socialized

(You're smarter, better, no, the best)

Just look at me

I'm a leader, I'm a winner, And I'm cleaner

Cause I'm awesome

I don't need you cause I'm neato and I beat you

Cause I'm awesome

That's right

They say I'm gifted, uh huh

Well I'm a certified prodigy

I'm gonna own you, uh huh

I'm gonna bring you to your knees

(I always tell you how smart you are)

It's cause my brain is really supersized

(You're an academic superstar)

Just look at me

I'm a leader, I'm a winner, And I'm cleaner

Cause I'm awesome

I don't need you cause I'm neato and I beat you

Cause I'm awesome

That's right

Got a career plan, uh huh

Gonna make lots of money

And bought a self tan, uh huh

Don't I look healthy?

(I always tell you how great you smell)

It's 'cause I'm naturally deodorized

(You're stronger, faster and can spell)

Just look at me

I'm a leader, I'm a winner, And I'm cleaner

Cause I'm awesome

I don't need you cause I'm neato and I beat you

Cause I'm awesome

That's right

Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!

Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!

Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!

I don't need you

Cause I'm Awesome

Uh huh

-- The Dollyrots, Because I'm Awesome
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.