Iron and Irony

[ECSNorway]

In need of medical help after cleaning up a bioweapons lab, Tony Stark turns to the best diagnostician he can find.

Doctor Gregory House.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4291378/1/Iron_Irony

and the sequel,

http://www.fanfiction.net..._Irony_Second_Encounters

(ETA: Damn. This was supposed to go under New Fic Recommendations... how'd it get out here?)
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