Mr. Sangnoir, you have a call from the LHC...

[robkelk]

The Register: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/06 ... print.html]'Something may come through' dimensional 'doors' at LHC

Okay, their possible portal doesn't last for very long... but Doug could keep it open for a while, right?

(And now that I've called it a portal, I have to wonder what kind of cake their cafeteria serves... )
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Wiregeek]

it is delicious and chocolatey and moist
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Bob Schroeck]

I dare say Doug's talent could use the power normally employed in opening a gate for maintaining one -- if you could find the right song.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[SkyeFire]

But what happens if/when Doug's personal Chaos Field crosses paths with the LHC's particle beam?

Oh, wait, nevermind, we already know: LHC Killed by Bird and Baguette

[Matrix Dragon]

Dammit! At this rate, those poor mad scientists will never get the chance to hold the world to ransom!