WTF images for today

[Bob Schroeck]

Not to mention that Bad Horse needed an equal and opposite number.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Rod.H]

I never got that serious with Falcon 4.0, I do how ever still have that DVD drive.


Bacon roses?


Dude, get some kegs. Or at least pony up for delivery.


The game's familar, but your attempt of a screen wall's distracting


English fail! Or is it?

[SCM Writer of 2814]

And now, Magic headbands and Gay Chicken (I made them myself...):

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I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke

[Sweno]

I assume that these are not the actual lyrics
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[Rod.H]

Why?


What?


German over-engineering


Life becomes Simpsons at

[Rod.H]

[Black Aeronaut]

........... FUCK YEAH! (>O

[Jorlem]

Sorry for the link instead of a direct post, but...
http://img.moonbuggy.org/...me-computer-into-a-bomb/
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[Norgarth]

1 of 2 motivatiors I've seen based on that double pistol thing.

The other read: Compensating - Viagra is much cheaper.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Rod.H]

[Star Ranger4]

Soooo... if I'm parsing this right, Allegedly Bear runs across a preditor, and uses its meat for dinner?
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Ebony]

That bounty hunter's a chicken, I tell you! A Giant Chicken!!!
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Star Ranger4]

Well, Duh. Its the dreaded (chicken)Boo-ba Fett!
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[dark seraph]

While browsing Deviant art, came along this.

follow up is here. http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/art/W ... n-73625561
He also did the cold war as well... never before has history been presented to me in such an amusing way.

[Rod.H]

That's a big monkey!







Well we knew that some parts took ages to come in. Now we know why.

[robkelk]

Well we knew that some parts took ages to come in. Now we know why.

Well, it's that darned Solenoid Campaign - the Paranoids need the parts for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gall_Force ... al_series)]the war effort!
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Star Ranger4]

That car is a serious HTF did they manage that... Somehow I have a feeling that it got pushed sideways on all that ice. Only question to me was if they managed it accidentally or deliberately?
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[WengFook]

That car is a serious HTF did they manage that... Somehow I have a feeling that it got pushed sideways on all that ice. Only question to me was if they managed it accidentally or deliberately?

I think its got to be deliberate, theres no way its going to get wedged sideways like that without help
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[Black Aeronaut]

Considering what day it was a few days ago...

[Dartz]

Floor it, spin out, slide sideways, probably pushing against the wall a little. It doesn't look that hard to do at all. Hard to get out of, but not hard to get into. Ever see the video of that guy parallel parking with a handbrake turn.
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--m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?

[Proginoskes]

WWI Simple Version: I like it for its humour, but there's some discrepancy between events depicted here and events as taught in Canada's school systems. The USA likes to claim that they were the deciding factor in ending the World Wars, but they weren't, at least not for WWI. In WWI, the Allies had basically already won by the time the US joined in. What they did do was allow for a big final push, ending the war much earlier than would otherwise be possible and probably reducing everybody's casualties by half. When they decided to join in it probably still looked like it could go either way (or possibly even favouring the Axis Powers), but by the time their war machine had spooled up to operational status, the war was won, not that everyone isn't thankful to the US for saving time and lives.

And WWII Simple Version is more factually correct (the USA refused to involve itself militarily (its merchant marine and weapons manufacturing were involved from the start) until some damnfool Japanese thought it would be a good idea to bomb Pearl Harbor, at which point the US decided it was time for frequent and gratuitous application of excessive force) but it doesn't seem as funny.

I liked the Papio giganteum and intergalactic backorder, too.

[Black Aeronaut]

The mistake was, in part, Germany's. They talked Japan into the attack because the US was supplying Great Britain - they weren't counting on the fact that once the US Industrial Machine kicked into high gear that it could easily overwhelm everyone.

Playing devil's advocate, what Germany should have done instead was pressure the Japanese into invading Russia instead - they had bad history as it was. With Russia under attack from two fronts, Moscow would have caved like a house of cards. With Russia divvied up between Japan and Germany, the two countries would have been all-but-impossible to stop.

I'm pretty sure that, afterwards, Germany and Japan would have gone at it (lets face it, the two countries, at the time, were so egotistical that half the world would simply have not been enough). Japan would probably have won, hands-down because the German military forces were just that badly mismanaged.

BTW: I concur with the summarization by fictional character Marko Ramius in The Hunt For Red October: Halsey was a fool. He went haring off on a wild goose chase hoping to catch the Japanese battle ship Yamato and left only a destroyer squadron with an escort carrier to mind the shop. He's lucky it took a while for the Japanese to realize the Tin Cans were just that and to stop using the AP rounds.

[robkelk]

Back to the images... Good grief!



(http://www.dorktower.com/2011/04/06/dor ... y-april-6/]Context)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Ebony]

The mistake was, in part, Germany's. They talked Japan into the attack because the US was supplying Great Britain - they weren't counting on the fact that once the US Industrial Machine kicked into high gear that it could easily overwhelm everyone.
  

I had a history professor in college that described it rather succinctly, beginning with the fact that Germany declared war on America the day after the attack on Pearl Harbor. His words (best delivered in his British public school accent): "Imagine a giant can of whoop-ass with an American flag on the side of it. Hitler walked up to it, and said, 'That's it. That's the one. Open it up!'"
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Rod.H]