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"Who's Online" Follies
"Who's Online" Follies
#1
... why's Google rating a thread?
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#2
It's just Skynet's version of Smash or Pass.
"Some people are the apple of your eye. Others are just a pie in your face. Apples, maaan. Stick with them." -- Pascal (Animal Crossing: New Horizons)
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#3
Seven guests, five of whom are registering simultaneously? I smell pork product...

ETA: I was right. Romanian spammers are busy today...

ETA2: And as soon as I ban the lot of them, new ones pop up. Whack-a-mole in action.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#4
Okay, why's Google printing this thread? (Yes, "Who's Online" actually reports that.)
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#5
That's probably the equivalent of saving it. Google only has three copies of the Internet*, you wouldn't want them to have incomplete copies, would you?

*Yes, of course it's a conspiracy theory. But it's also true.  Big Grin
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
"Being told to be 'open minded' about something is usually a code for 'you're not going to like this, but I want to subject you to it anyway'. Conversely, being told that you are 'closed-minded' is generally a means of asserting that 'I don't like the fact that you're proving me wrong, so I will pretend that your failure to agree with my argument is a philosophical deficiency'." - RationalWiki
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#6
ONLY 3?

Geez. I would have thought they'd have gone for more redudency
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to rock the sky?
Thats' every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry!
NO QUARTER!

No Quarter by Echo's Children
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#7
I'm actually betting that the "printing" is effectively an accessibility check. Basically, "does this page do a proper print, or is it effectively munged so that you really can't make a printout".

Google checks a LOT of things anymore when indexing a site to determine the weight it's given in a search query. I'd be shocked, knowing now that it was printing, that printability WASN'T one of those things.
"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor
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#8
Nine guests, six of which are registering simultaneously. You betcha they're coming from IPs associated with known spammers, located all around the world... What, have we become some kind of challenge?
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#9
I don't think its so much that as the idiot botniks simply see a site they havent joined yet and keep trying no matter what.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to rock the sky?
Thats' every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry!
NO QUARTER!

No Quarter by Echo's Children
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#10
Probably because we're in the first of three categories of forums:

1: Forums where there isn't an account for the spammer/hacker.
2: Forums where there's at least one active account for the spammer/hacker.
3: Forums where the spammer/hacker has a 100% complete ban for their efforts.

I'm sure that out of the three, #1 gets the most effort. Hell, even #3 probably gets some effort, in case there's an IP address they can find that hasn't yet been flagged, tagged and bagged by the forum admin.

ETA: Strike that, 13 guests now. Dammit.
"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor
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#11
And in this morning's installment, 3 guests went to 9 in a matter of about 30 seconds, most of which were known spammers. And a couple minutes later, after some IP banning, we still had 9 guests, with a new assortment of IPs associated with known spammers.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#12
You know, I think we must have hit some kind of tipping point a couple days ago. That day with 9 guests seems to have been our highwater mark, and since then, it's never been more than four or so, and almost none of them known spammers.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#13
Ten guests a few minutes ago. Amazingly, only two were known spammers.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#14
And we're back up to regularly spotting 7 or more guests at a time again. As usual, some of them are known spammers who get their IPs banned. Others I spot in the process of registering... but then I get no corresponding registration approval request. I'm thinking our ... idiosyncratic security questions (plus the necessity to get admin approval) does a whole lot to keep the spammers out.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#15
So many guests registering!

So few new accounts showing up on my control panel!
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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Holy cow
#16
Sixteen guests?  Four of which are registering as I look, and two of which are on the "no permissions" page.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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#17
Nineteen guests, half of which are on the "no permissions" page, most of which come from 54.36.148.* Stopforumspam.com doesn't recognize any of those IPs as spammers, but you know, I'm going to take a wild guess and say they are. Banning the entire lot of them now. Pro-tip for you guys: launching a Macross Missile Massacre of simulated users whose IPs only vary by the last triplet is a dead giveaway that they're all fakes.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
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