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Crazy 88's
Crazy 88's
#1
I thought about creating something fun. That's all. *shrugs*

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Founded by a group of Antarctic Press Fen in 2021, Crazy 88's is the preeminent sweets shop in space.

The shop has three locations at present (Kandor City, Crystal Seatle, and Port Phobos) and, in the face of its success, plans to expand.

Crazy 88's proudly boasts of eighty-eight flavors of ice cream, eighty-eight sweet baked goods, and eighty-eight homemade candies - all of it made at location. It also has a large collection of Big Brand candy.

For ice cream, The Mystery is a weekly random flavor. Every holiday season, Crazy 88's unleashes the Twelve Flavors of Christmas:

1. Figgy Pudding                            2. Egg Nog
3. Candy Cane                               4. Pumpkin Pie
5. Roasted Chestnuts                      6. Mexican Hot Chocolate
7. Fruit Cake                                  8. Yorkshire Parkin Gingerbread
9. German Lebkuchen Gingerbread  10. Nordic Pepperkaker Gingerbread
11. Swiss Biber Gingerbread            12. Russian Pryanik Gingerbread

Normal Flavors
01. Belgian Chocolate                 45. Passion Fruit
02. French Vanilla                       46. English Toffee
03. Neapolitan                           47. All The Nuts
04. Strawberry                           48. Homerun (Caramel Peanuts & Crackerjacks)
05. Cherry                                 49. Turkish Delight
06. Banana Pudding                    50. Sweet Mochi
07. Birthday Cake                        51. Sour Apple
08. Rocky Road                          52. Wasabi
09. Cookies n Cream                   53. Butterscotch
10. Chocolate Chip Mint               54. Yuzu
11. Cookie Dough                       55. Lingonberry Waffles
12. Black Raspberry                    56. Sea Salt Caramel Cookies n Cream
13. Lemon Tart                           57. Sweet Potato
14. Raspberry Cheesecake           58. Hojicha
15. Pistachio                              59. Peanut Candied Apple
16. Moose Tracks                        60. Sour Grapes
17. Dulcia Domestica                   61. Ume (Japanese Apricot)
18. Chocolate Fudge                   62. Black Cherry
19. Strawberry Cheesecake          63. Fungus Among Us (Chocolate Truffle)
20. Blueberry Cheesecake            64. Superman
21. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough 65. The Dark Nut (Dark Chocolate & Walnut)
22. Peanut Butter Cup                 66. Blackcurrant
23. Chocolate Raspberry              67. Soba
24. Blackberry Cobbler                 68. Belgian Dame Blanche
25. Apple Pie                              69. New Zealand Hokey Pokey
26. Funky Monkey                       70. Dates (made with Goat Milk)
27. Banana Split                          71. Victorian Cucumber
28. Butter Pecan                         72. Lavender
29. Oatmeal Raisin                      73. Mochaccino
30. Georgia Peach                       74. Azuki Bean
31. Florida Orange                       75. Blood Orange
32. Maine Blueberry                     76. Coconut & Pineapple
33. Massachusetts Cranberry        77. Strawberry Rhubarb
34. Carolina Watermelon              78. Redcurrant
35. Honey Almond                       79. Crème Brûlee
36. Pine Nut Crunch                     80. Pomegranate Ginger
37. Tropical Smoothie                   81. Black Liquorice
38. Miso                                     82. Bienmesabe (Spanish Cinnamon-Spiced Almond Cream)
39. Caramel Waffle Cone              83. Glace Plombières
40. PB & J                                  84. Matcha (Green Tea)
41. Piña Colada                           85. Limeade
42. Ikasumi (Squid Ink)               86. Dragon Fruit Smoothie
43. Rhum Raisin                          87. The Mystery
44. Pecan Pie                              88. Root Beer Float

Edit: Quick spelling mistake fixed.
Edit 2: Fleshed out the Twelve Flavors of Christmas
“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“They opened up a can’a dumbass!” – Jon Stewart regarding Fox News, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.” – Harvey Fierstein
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#2
May is a regular, taking blatant advantage of her biomodded metabolism.
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RE: Crazy 88's
#3
I didn't think it'd be possible for an android like Anika Daini to put on weight.

But this place proves me wrong.

I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.

One day they're going to ban them.
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RE: Crazy 88's
#4
Here's the Baked Goods section!

Like the Ice Cream section, there exists a Twelve Flavors of Christmas. There also exists, separate from the Main 88, the Cheesecake Wheel (a revolving selection of fresh cheesecake, both warm and chilled) and The Weekly Roundup (a weekly, limited-supply selection of seven submitted requests).

Needless to say, there are numerous sub-types to the listed eight-eight baked goods. Why is still numbered eighty-eight? Because its CRAZIER that way!

1. Chocolate Chip Cookies    45. Medovik                         H01. Grandma's Molasses Fruitcakes
2. Blueberry Muffins            46. Butterscotch Cookies       H02. Grandpa's Pumpkin Pies
3. Pecan Rolls                     47. Qatayef                          H03. Gingerbread Cookies
4. Kunafa                           48. Pound Cake                    H04. Lebkuchen
5. Apple Fritters                  49. Sufganiyot                     H05. Scotch Buns
6. Strawberry Shortcake      50. Sticky Buns                    H06. Bethmännchen
7. Oatmeal Raisin Cookies    51. Italian Lemon Cookies     H07. Bûche de Noël
8. Apple Struddle                52. Manju (Red Bean Cakes)  H08. Julekage
9. Spotted Dick                   53. Pecan Pies                     H09. Magenbrot
10. American Apple Pie        54. Peach Cobbler                H10. Kransekake
11. German Chocolate Cake 55. Honey Muffins                H11. Peppermint Surprise
12. Carrot Cake                  56. Fudge Brownies              H12. Chocolate-Covered Cherries
13. Boston Cream Pies        57. Cherry Tarts
14. Spice Cookies               58. Oma's Apfelkuchen (Grandma's Apple Cake)
15. Blueberry Buckle           59. Pennsylvania Dutch Funny Cake
16. Alfajor                         60. Mexican Chocolate Sugar Crisps
17. Cherry Cobbler              61. Victorian Sponge Cake
18. Blackberry Cobbler        62. Kahk
19. Strawberry Rhubarb Pie 63. Cheese'n'Cherry Danish
20. Basbousa                     64. Shoofly Pies
21. Shrewsbury Biscuits      65. Apple Raisin Bread
22. Caraway Seed Cake      66. Lemon Squares
23. Lemon Meringue Pies    67. Treacle Tarts
24. Key Lime Pies              68. Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
25. Banana Nut Bread        69. Dundee Cake
26. Flies Graveyard            70. Gypsy Tarts
27. Peanut Butter Cookies  71. Black Forest Upside-Down Cakes
28. Sweet Potato Biscuits   72. Welsh Bakestones
29. Date Swirl Cookies       73. Malt Loafs
30. Macaroons                  74. Blondie
31. Hummingbird Cake      75. Bülbül Yuvası
32. Coconut Cake             76. Banoffee Pies
33. Danish Coffee Cake      77. Chelsea Buns
34. Gingersnap Cookies     78. Snickerdoodles
35. Peanut Brittle              79. Concord Grape Pies
36. Baklava                      80. Cinnamon Rolls
37. Hungarian Nut Rolls      81. Mississippi Mud Pies
38. Red Velvet Cakes         82. Chocolate Chess Pies
39. Cezerye                      83. Raspberry Custard Kuchen
40. Chocolate Babka          84. Prinzregententorte
41. Sugar Cookies             85. Huckleberry Pies
42. Manchester Tarts         86. Lokum (Turkish Delights)
43. Cannoli Siciliani           87. Zucchini Bread
44. Tiramisu                     88. Cream Puffs
“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“They opened up a can’a dumbass!” – Jon Stewart regarding Fox News, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.” – Harvey Fierstein
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RE: Crazy 88's
#5
If there's a shuttle in from Stellvia, expect the Key Lime Pies to be out of stock.

Whether they're out of stock because Noah bought them up, or because other people bought them first out of spite, depends on his popularity at the moment. Smile
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
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