Quote:Duane Peters wrote:And I finally saw this movie last week. Yeah, I can see that.
...I yelped, "OW!" as a rock-hard thumb and finger unexpectedly closed on my earlobe, and their owner started dragging me toward the shore. "Look, I am *not* the guy you're looking for, he left last night on my bike! It took me until this morning to find a way outta that darn cave!" I saw my helmet, on the rock where I left it to dry out in the sun just before she caught up with me, but I wasn't going to break that grip without doing something one or both of us would regret. She was dragging me to a pile of wood which slowly resolved into an up-ended seagoing outrigger canoe; guess she got caught in the same storm I was in the night before.
She wasn't listening, she was expostulating. "...you *will* board my boat, sail across the sea, and restore the Heart of Te Fiti!"
Spoiler: Disney's "Moana"
Tagline: Trickster demigod, meet Trickster Loon.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.