Sorry, this came to me today AND WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
"Our guest tonight, I'm not ashamed to say, is much, MUCH smarter than me. They've also not walked anywhere and been waited on hand and foot for nearly fourty years, something I wish I could do. The fact they're walking around for this makes me nervous, and I hope the new Hummer doesn't collapse in on itself and start bending light. Ladies and Gentlemen, Professor Stephen Hawking!"
"Our guest tonight, I'm not ashamed to say, is much, MUCH smarter than me. They've also not walked anywhere and been waited on hand and foot for nearly fourty years, something I wish I could do. The fact they're walking around for this makes me nervous, and I hope the new Hummer doesn't collapse in on itself and start bending light. Ladies and Gentlemen, Professor Stephen Hawking!"