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[fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#51
Just discovered in a dusty corner at the very bottom of the media section: A DVD box set of the first season of The Brady Bunch -- starring Gene Hackman and Joyce Bulifant as Mike and Carol Brady.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#52
also from the Media section:

- Beatles Albums released in the mid 70 and early 80sa, from timelines where the Band didn't break up until many years later.
- A album from an 80s Metal band named Deathtongue
- A version of the Star Wars Christmas Special that's actually tolerable.
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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#53
The complete works of Temperance Brennan, Jessica Fletcher and Richard Castle.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#54
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Lois Lane, Girl Reporter - in prose format and aimed at the young adult market.

Dramatis personae:
  • Lois Lane, age 11, intrepid school-newspaper reporter
  • Clark Kent, age 12, Lois's biggest fan, who's too nervous to go introduce himself to her
  • Bruce Wayne, age 13, orphaned five years ago (introduced in Book Two)
  • Lex Luthor, age 18, super-genius (introduced in Book Three)

Let us pretend that there's a version in Luna Lovegood's homeworld, where it became the runaway sensation that ''Harry Potter'' did in pre-Handwavium Fenspace. I don't care that the timing's off.
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#55
Hopefully this will inspire some Christmas themed entries to this thread. ^_^

NERV decompiled and decoded the info in a mislabeled folder of the audio files section.

Released for a holiday charity fundraiser, "The Horrid Holidays Collection" features satirical songs both from other worlds and our own. See if you can tell which is which!

=======The Horrid Holidays Collection=======
Disc 1
1. "Grandma Got Run Over By a John Deere"
2. "The Nutpuncher Suite, aka Deck My Balls"
3. "I'm Dreaming of a Whites-Only Christmas"
4. "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Town Drunk"
5. "The Christmas Bong"
6. "Step Into Christmas (And Please Wipe it Off)"
7. "Little Drugger Boy"
8. "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
9. "I Saw Three Shippers"
10. "I Want a Hippocampus for Christmas"
11. "Slay Ride"
12. "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
13. "Oh, Holy Crap"
14. "Jingle Bombs"
Disc 2.
1. "We Wish You a Married Christmas"
2. "Winter Underland"
3. "Let it Grow"
4. "Happy Home for the Holidays"
5. "The Chimney Song"
6. "Snoop Dogg versus the Red Baron Pizza"
7. "Pele Kalikimaka"
8. "Do You Ponder What I Ponder?"
9. "Wizzards in Winter"
10. "Carol of the Snails"
11. "I'll Be Homeschooled for Christmas"
12. "Toasty the Glowman"
13. "Rappin' Around the Christmas Tree"
14. "All I Want for Christmas is Glue"
“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“They opened up a can’a dumbass!” – Jon Stewart regarding Fox News, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.” – Harvey Fierstein
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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#56
Obviously a Bob Rivers "Twisted Christmas" album from a much darker world... or at least a very different one.

Quote:10. "I Want a Hippocampus for Christmas"
Actually, I think we already outdo that with this. (Borderline+ NSFW YouTube link.)
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#57
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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#58
(11-30-2020, 06:48 PM)DeputyJones Wrote: 12. "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

* robkelk has this one in my collection...

(11-30-2020, 06:48 PM)DeputyJones Wrote: 8. "Do You Ponder What I Ponder?"

"I think so, but where are we going to get 50' of non-conductive tinsel and a Barsoomian thoat at this hour?" Smile
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown
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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#59
Quote:"I think so, but where are we going to get 50' of non-conductive tinsel and a Barsoomian thoat at this hour?"
Go up to the Einstein Institute and tell them we need to perform a thoat experiment?

<GDR>
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#60
Narf!
“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“They opened up a can’a dumbass!” – Jon Stewart regarding Fox News, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.” – Harvey Fierstein
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RE: [fluff] Now Playing, from the Whole Fenspace Catalog
#61
Inspired by something I spotted on ATT a little while ago:

A stack of DVDs from a world where Scarlett Johansson played Hallie and Annie in Disney's 1998 version of The Parent Trap, and Lindsay Lohan ended up playing the Black Widow in the MCU.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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