But I'm still not buying into Nessie or Bigfoot!

[Ross Van Loan]

The desert mass burial  site of ET was true? Fantastic! We should compile a list of other properties that should be disposed of in such fashion! I vote for so entombing as much of the Twilight franchise as possible : perhaps by the time the Sparkling Underwear Models claw their way back to the surface they'll be properly horrific and menacing  undead...perhaps.