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Sabre Stories: As The Band Plays On
Sabre Stories: As The Band Plays On
#1
"I told you, I'm just busy," Priss noted with the annoyed patience of one who'd heard this argument far, far too many times.

"You haven't performed on stage since we got here. And karaoke at the staff party I got you into does not
count," Nene noted as the singer started to speak.

"She's right, y'know. I mean, I know you can still do it. Only have to hear you humming the bars of some new music or hear you playing on the
guitar while you're waiting for us to show up for lunch," Linna added, causing Priss to look over at Sylia in some desperate hope for support.

"What exactly is keeping you so busy, Priss?" she asked after a moment, getting a confused look from Priss
though she answered.

"Well, I've been working on some songs in my spare time, catching up to you two on Security levels," she
noted, looking at Nene and Sylia, while Linna chuckled in sympathetic appreciation "Getting my classes in order, which I still need to set up an internship with. Getting all my junk moved out of the Hollows. It felt like home, but after the last time
some wet behind the ears newb punts a Troll through my trailer or doesn't notice it before blasting through himself, it got a bit old..."

"(Sharing space with Sylia in her penthouse had nothing to do with that, I'm sure,)" Nene noted under her breath, getting a snicker from Linna,
as Sylia smiled slightly at the memory....

***

There were several loud concussive bangs on the door as Sylia stood up from where she'd been eating a late supper, making her way over to the door and
opening it just in time to see Priss freeze and manage not to clobber her in the face with another bang at the door.

"Uh, hey, Sylia."

"Hello, Priss. To what do I owe the unexpected pleasure?" she asked with a slight smile.

Priss scowled again as she leaned against the door jamb. "You can thank Sun Gekko or Gookoo or something like that. Big haired Japanophile idiot fanboy
punted a Troll into my trailer and then blasted him through it with a fucking energy blast. After I punted both their
asses into the fucking lake, I said 'fuck this shit, I'm not sleeping there with a fucking hole over my bed that any damn bastard can reach in through
and force me to wake up in the middle of the fucking night to kick his ass for trying to get some fucking jollies off..."

Sylia waited, wading through the storm of profanity that showed Priss was well and truly irritated(interestingly, her profanity levels went down once she reached a certain level of blood-boiling rage) until the question inevitably came.

"..so can I crash on your couch?"

Sylia took a long moment, looking appropriately considering as she watched Priss's expression waver a little at the potential faux pas she might've
made, before looking at her.

"Priss, I have a question."

"Yeah?" she asked hesitantly.

"Why would you be sleeping on the couch if you spent the night here?"

"Huh?...oh. OH."

"Precisely."

***

"And besides that?" Sylia asked simply, as Priss came to a stop, blinking.

"Well, that's kind of a lot, Sylia."

"Yes, but with a little management, you'd easily have time to do some music practice....if you had a full band, of course."

Priss grunted, but her sharp glance to the side answered Sylia's question as to why she'd not started already: replacing the Replicants as her backup
band would be arduous...and in a way, she still felt loyalty to the band even if they were a reality away and still under the helm of the original Priss Asagiri.

"Certainly there must be some musicians around campus that could play or be taught to play at the level you'd need," she noted, similarly logical
as Priss tried to find some excuse to evade it but found herself thoroughly pinned in place by Sylia's logic.

"And we can even help you with picking out the new people. I mean, we've seen enough of your concerts to have at least some ear for it," Nene
noted. "Right, Linna?"

"Yeah, of course," the black haired woman nodded, as Priss sighed and raised both hands in defeat.

"Okay...okay. I'll do it. But whoever takes over for them's gonna have to be pretty damn good."

"Of course they are," Sylia noted simply. "They have to live up to your example, after all."

Priss was about to make a witty comment when Sylia continued in that same even tone. "That, and understand that sometimes a full show will possibly
consist of a single song and a call in the middle of the performance forcing an unexpected cancellation on a regular basis."

Priss turned bright red as both Linna and Nene burst out laughing.
---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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#2
nice, any ideas for who ya gona audition yet?


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#3
OM has the band planned out. And it is win Smile
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#4
Priss ... and the Fusionettes? Wink
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll
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#5
... No. Just. No.
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#6
Priss and the All-Catgirl Revue?
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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#7
Quote: Wiredgeek wrote:

Priss and the All-Catgirl Revue?
Priss and the Purrfect Band. The All-Catgirl Revue is a Superball Production.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
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#8
Ebony Wrote:
Wiredgeek Wrote:Priss and the All-Catgirl Revue?
Priss and the Purrfect Band. The All-Catgirl Revue is a Superball Production.
So is the 'all-catgirl revue' a collection of skits revolving around catgirl interests (aka: who has the best catnip, where the best sunbathing spots are, the most eligible toms) or a rendition of recent news put on by catgirls (aka: the latest rumors about white swan and psych, performed by purrfect tank and purrrfect mind)
I'm sure superball would find some motivation to do it in either case (either the audience or production staff).
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
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Day 1: Lead Guitar
#9
"But-"

"No means no, dumbass," Priss noted, physically pushing the latest attempt at guitarist out the door. "You didn't make the cut, now get
lost!"

After shutting the door behind her, she sighed, looking back at Nene and Linna who clapped appreciatively. "I didn't mind listening to his song.
It's the fact that I couldn't stand any other time he opened his mouth that killed it. No egotistic
primadonnas in this band."

Linna snickered as Nene grinned slightly. "You'll probably find the next one a bit...interesting."

***

2 Days Ago

"... you want me to what, now?" Leon turned away from his monitor where he'd been trying to decipher the new operating system the computers had
mysteriously sprouted overnight. He had his suspicions about it -- and they were reinforced every time the screen blatted at him, a sound he had yet to hear
from anyone ELSE's workstation -- but the request he'd just heard simply couldn't have been correct.

"I -said-, Leon-pooh, that I want you to come try out for my friend's band!"

"Nene, first of all, don't call me that!" Leon took a deep breath. "Second, what makes you think I'd -want- to be in a band, much less
be capable of it?"

By way of answer, Nene leaned over his shoulder and punched a couple of keys on his terminal. It obligingly brought up an internet site and a video began to
play. Leon twitched and steadfastly refused to look at the screen any further.

After the video had finished -- it was only a short piece -- Nene finally spoke. "I could always just give her this link as your audition," she
pointed out reasonably. "If you're too busy to go see her, that is."

Leon twitched again. "That's blackmail," he said hoarsely. "And that video was supposed to have been deleted -years- ago."

"ACCORDING TO CASE LAW THIS UNIT HAS ON FILE, IT DOES NOT CONSTITUTE BLACKMAIL," MACH II put in firmly, rising from the other side of the cubicle
wall and regarding Leon with a gently-glowing optic. "OFFICER ROMANOVA DOES NOT STAND TO GAIN FINANCIALLY." The robot cocked his head.
"HOWEVER, IT MIGHT CONSTITUTE COERCION," he added, with what Leon could have sworn was a thoughtful tone.

"Oh, c'mon, Leon-pooh," Nene cajoled. "You know you want to. And you owe me one anyway."

Leon stared at her incredulously as his mind raced. He was pretty damn sure the debt was the other way around, but he knew from painful experience that if he
tried to argue it he'd end up twice as hosed, and with a humongous ice-cream bill in the bargain.

He whimpered.

"Good!" Nene said, taking that as the surrender it was. "Here's the address, two o'clock sharp -- and don't be late!" she said
imperiously, wagging a finger under his nose. "Priss hates it when people are late."

***

Nene made sure to have a clear view of Priss as Leon entered the auditorium, and resisted the urge to give herself away with an outright laugh at the way her
jaw actually dropped for a fraction of a second before she managed a straight face before Leon got in a position to see her.

"So..." he noted, looking at her and clearly taking in how smoking hot Nene's friend was with an absent look. "You must be Priss," he
said, and Nene did giggle this time as The Charm was cranked up to 11.

"Yeah, that's me," Priss noted, remarkably without her voice notably showing how flat-footed this'd caught her. "You must be that
McNichol guy that Nene's always talking about," she noted with an amused look, Nene blinking at how quickly Priss'd caught onto a way to explain
her semi-familiarity with Leon.

"I hope you didn't believe all of it," he noted, sending a glance in Nene's direction which was received with palpable innocence.

"Just as much as I'd believe any stories she told about me," she smirked, getting a laugh. "Anyway, idle chit-chat later. Let's see what
you can do."

A few minutes in, it was clear that, whatever else he thought about himself, one Leon McNichol wasn't bad at the
guitar....but neither was he exceptionally good either. Eventually, Priss lifted a hand. "Yeah, I don't think
you're exactly what we're looking for, unfortunately, Leon."

"To be completely honest, I kind of expected that. Of course, there was some other mitigating circumstances that compelled me to try," he noted, Nene
looking innocent again.

"Still, if you really want to be in the band, you can always be our roadie or something," Priss noted with a smirk, getting a laugh from Leon.

"No thanks. I've got a full time job with the PPD. However, I think given what Nene showed me of your music, you can count on me being in the crowd
cheering you on."

Priss managed not to blush too heavily, mostly due to the crushing level of irony in that statement. "Thanks...wait. You're in the PPD?"

"Yeah, Special Investigations division," he nodded.

"Um...you wouldn't have reason for an internship, would you?"

"I'd have to ask HE-AT, but I don't think it'd be a problem. Why?" he asked, a little perplexed.

"Thing is, I need an internship with law enforcement for my degree in criminal justice, and there weren't any open slots at Nene's work,"
Priss said, with a suspicious look over at the redhead which Leon mirrored.

"If you ask me, I certainly think it'll work out," she grinned, getting almost identical resigned looks from both that sent her into giggles.

"Hrm, guess that solves that," Priss noted. "It'll be good to work with you, I guess."

"Same with you, I think," he noted, eyeing her again. "Till then, Miss Asagiri."

After he left, Priss looked at Nene with a slight death glare. "You did that on purpose."

"Well, of course!"

***

"So, tell me about yourself," Priss asked the somewhat shy looking young blonde that'd come in with her own guitar, a red jacket on over a
keyhole top and some of the most striking red eyes that Priss'd ever seen. She wondered if they were natural like her own. Hardly unusual in this city.

"Well, I play for the fun of it, really, though I'd need a little pre-notice about practices to schedule it around my classes and study time,"
she said.

"You're taking a lot of late classes?" Nene asked.

"A lot of classes period, really, for what I'm trying to get done," she admitted.

"What's your major?" Linna asked as the blonde smiled somewhat shyly.

"Triple majoring in medicine, engineering, and physics with an emphasis on particle physics."

She colored slightly at the expressions of the other three women. "...I've been told I'm something of an overachiever," she noted quietly,
which started Nene laughing.

"Just a touch," Priss managed, before grinning. "Still, smart as you are, we still have to hear you play."

She nodded, plugging in her guitar before she began playing a tune that
caused Nene to blink slightly as the others just listened.

When it was over, Priss looked at her with slightly wider eyes. "Um....wow. Yeah, I think you got the spot," she noted, getting nods from the other
two. "And I didn't catch your name at the beginning."

"Ann Ritona," she said, nodding slightly. "Though, um...if you could keep that out of the advertisements? I don't really want to be a rock
star when I'm off stage and all..."

"I dunno. You're gonna be up in front of a lot of people," Priss noted, before Linna laughed. "What?"

"Simple, Priss. We'll do what you did back in Tokyo," she noted. "Give her a wig or a dye job or something and a stage name. If the
former's very noticeable, no one will realize who she really is."

Ann looked up, blinking. "That...that could work."

"Right, first practice is Thursday at 7:00 then," Priss nodded. "Can you make it?"

"I think so," she nodded, after a moment's thought. "I look forward to it."

"So do I," Priss grinned, clapping her on the shoulder.

***

The crowd was rather large, thanks to the promo clips that Nene'd been seeding into campus and local areas through her own means over the last week.
Certainly bigger than a band's first real gig could expect, but Priss was confident as she began rolling up the introductions.

"Hello, Steel Canyon! Welcome to our first performance, but before we get rocking, let me take a little time to introduce you to the band." Looking
over, she aimed the mike at a purple haired young woman holding an electric guitar with an air of practiced ease and a fairly neutral expression. "On lead
guitar and backup vocals, the mysterious mauve minstrel, Anew Returner!"
---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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Day 2: Bassist
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Nene grumbled as she leaned forward. "Priss, the last three were just fine. What exactly are you looking for anyway?"

"I'll know when I find it," Priss noted. "Honestly, if Ann weren't such an awesome lead guitarist, a few of them might've gotten her
slot if they'd been here earlier. But it's the bass. It doesn't handle like a basic guitar. I'll know when we find the right one."

"I hope so," Linna noted, leaning back in her chair. "I'm getting hungry, and may eat the instruments if you take too much longer."

"That's my line," Nene noted.

"Learned from the best," Linna shot back with a weak grin.

***

"And you doubted me," Priss noted smugly as the latest applicant strutted her stuff on stage.

"Yes, truly you are right at all times, oh goddess of music and rock," Nene deadpanned. "Pure luck."

"At least she's good, assuming she passes the interview portion," Linna chuckled.

The brunette bassist came off stage shortly, as Priss struck up the conversation like usual. "So, why'd you try out?" she asked eventually.

"Well, I was in band back in high school, and our old group briefly had a sub in lead vocalist and guitarist for one of our first shows....she was amazing
and ever since the band broke up after we all went our seperate ways after high school, I've been looking for a band led by someone as dedicated to their
music as she was," Mai replied. "I got good vibes off this one, so..."

"Sounds like as good a reason as any, and better than most," Linna said, nodding in approval.

"Agreed," Priss said, nodding back. "Incidentally, what was your old band?" she asked out of curiousity.

Mai shrugged. "Small time gig, so you probably haven't heard of it...."

***

"And on bass guitar, the veteran bassist of ENOZ, Mai Zaizen!"

Mai grinned at the crowd as she ran through a quick solo in response to the cheers.
---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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