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Song of the Day, 13 January 2006
Song of the Day, 13 January 2006
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(Spoken)
'Allo, I'm-a Guiseppe, I got-a something special for-a you.
Ready, uno, duo, tres, quattro...
(Sung)
When I was a boy,
Just about-a eighth grade,
Momma used to say,
"Don't stay out-a late
With-a bad-a boys
Always shoot-a pool
Guiseppe going to flunk-a school."
Boy, it make-a me sick,
All the thing I gotta do.
I can't-a getta no kicks,
Always gotta follow rules.
Boy, it make-a me sick,
Just to make-a lousy bucks.
Got to feelin' like a fool.
And-a Momma used to say, alla time:
"Whatsa matta you? Hey!
Gotta no respect?
Whatta you think you do?
Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad,
It's a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddup you face."
(Spoken)
That's my momma, can-a remember it. Big accordion solo!
Aaa-ha!
Play that thing!
Really nice, really nice.
(Sung)
Soon-a come a day
Gonna be a big-a star.
Then make-a TV shows and-a movies,
Get-a myself a new car.
But -- still I be myself,
I don't-a want-a to change a thing.
Still-a dance and-a sing.
I think about-a Momma, she used to say:
"Whatsa matta you? Hey!
Gotta no respect?
Whatta you think you do?
Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad,
It's a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddup you face."
(Spoken)
Momma! She said it alla da time!
(Sung)
"Whatsa matta you? Hey!
Gotta no respect?
Whatta you think you do?
Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad,
It's a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddup you face."
(Spoken)
'At'sa my Momma.
Hello, everybody 'at's out there in-a radio and TV-land.
Did you know I had-a big hit-a song in-a Italy with-a this?
"Shaddup you face."
I sing-a this-a song, alla my fans applaud,
(sound of applause)
they clap-a their hands,
That-a make-a me feel so good.
You oughta learn-a this-a song, it's-a real-a simple.
See, I sing, "What's-a matta you?"
You sing, "Hey!"
Then I sing-a the rest, and then at the end, we can all-a
sing, "Ah, shaddup you face!"
Okay? Let's-a try it, real easy:
Uno, duo, tres, quattro...
(Sung)
Whatsa matta you? (Hey!)
Gotta no respect? (Hey!)
Whatta you think you do? (Hey!)
Why you look-a so sad? (Hey!)
It's-a not so bad, (Hey!)
It's a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddup you face.
(Spoken)
That's-a great. We can-a do-a better this time, I bet. Hey!
(Sung)
Whatsa matta you? (Hey!!)
Gotta no respect? (Hey!!)
Whatta you think you do? (Hey!!)
Why you look-a so sad? (Hey!!)
It's-a not so bad, (Hey!!)
It's a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddup you face.
(Spoken)
Okay, one time for Momma! Everybody!
(Sung)
Whatsa matta you? (Hey!!!)
Gotta no respect? (Hey!!!)
Whatta you think you do? (Hey!!!)
Why you look-a so sad? (Hey!!!)
It's-a not so bad, (Hey!!!)
It's a nice-a place.
Ah, shaddup you face!
-- Joe Dolce, Shaddup You Face
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Re: Song of the Day, 13 January 2006
#2
LOL, I remember this song from when I was younger. My Dad, brother and I often quote it out of nowhere at each other.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
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Re: Song of the Day, 13 January 2006
#3
I occasionally tease Peggy with it, myself.

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...
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