Not quite ROFL. Not quite Crossovers That Should Never Be. This one is for bizarre and improbable fic challenges. Feel free to chime in with your own wackiness, and if one of these inspires you, then by all means run with it.
I'll give it a start: it's a concept that's shown up from time to time, as an expression of impossibility, or a technique for the male members of the cast to douse their own ardor. That's right. Snape in a tutu. It has to be real, and he has to have put it on voluntarily, fully aware of its nature. Everything else is entirely up to you. Bonus points if someone (anyone, anyone at all) sees him in it, and finds him strangely attractive/compelling. Super extra double bonus points if you can figure out a way to wind up with Snape in a tutu, fleeing desperately from a horde largely made up of adoring schoolgirls.
I'll give it a start: it's a concept that's shown up from time to time, as an expression of impossibility, or a technique for the male members of the cast to douse their own ardor. That's right. Snape in a tutu. It has to be real, and he has to have put it on voluntarily, fully aware of its nature. Everything else is entirely up to you. Bonus points if someone (anyone, anyone at all) sees him in it, and finds him strangely attractive/compelling. Super extra double bonus points if you can figure out a way to wind up with Snape in a tutu, fleeing desperately from a horde largely made up of adoring schoolgirls.