Name: Robert Thompson
Age: 36
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 245 lbs
Location: Boston, MA, USA
Ethnicity: White
Login: Kestrel
Access Level: Administrator
Charisma: (##===)
Intelligence: (#####)
Wisdom: (##===)
Sanity: See Notes Below
Fortitude: (#====)
Mech: (###==)
Tech: (#####)
Macguiver: (###==)
Applicable Skills:
Programmer in nearly every known scripting language and most common programming languages. Claims to be an English/C++ bi-lingual.
Sysadmin essentially two decades of experience in systems administration and maintenance, even before such positions were commonly recognized.
Amature level Electrician, Plumber, Carpenter and general handy-man.
Friends/Contacts at MIT and several other local educational centers, among both teachers and students.
Personnel Notes:
While initial screenings rated Mr. Thompson's sanity checks at the highest level of fitness with the least possibility of mental fatigue due to the coming disturbances (the phrase 'perfect score' was mentioned repeatedly), additional investigation among friends and family has pointed out that Mr. Thompson is in some respects both better suited and a far worse candidate for this effort than the test results imply. Specifically, Sebastian discovered that Mr. Thompson tends towards several different personality disorders which, apparently through sheer coincidence, balance out into what appears to be a functional individual - except under extreme circumstances and in crisis situations where, and I quote, 'All bets are off'. To be clear, it seems that Mr. Thompson is likely well suited towards maintaining order and discipline among the more...chaotic arrivals, but should be kept away from the front lines where possible. As such, he is being tasked with maintaining what is essentially a containment and storage facility for entities in line with his particular expertise.
Complex:
Warehouse #13, Bay Circle
Boston, MA, USA
Rooms:
1 Floor (2.5 stories), with catwalks at 12ft.
1 Elevated Manager's office
Amenities:
Electricity
Internal-only WiFi LAN
Individual Firewalls
The building is a Faraday Cage
Location Notes:
On-Site exterior security is being handled by two separately contracted local firms. They are under standing orders not to let anything in OR out, and will require visitors to undergo screening and de-gaussing procedures to prevent accidental information-leakage.
'Tenants'
Wreck-It Ralph (entire caste, in arcade machines)
H.A.L. 9000 (2001, standing rack of circuit-boards)
Agent Smith, the Architect, the Oracle, the Merovingian (Matrix, in futuristic/Geigeresque looking machine-towers)
Joshua (War Games, server rack)
MCP (Tron, server rack)
AM (I have no mouth and I must scream, large stone-like obelisk, actually pure solid-state circuitry, enclosed in its own Faraday Cage)
SHODAN, XERXES (System Shock, Starship computer core, looks like a pair of 10-foot Borg cubes)
GLaDOS (Portal, a cluster of AI-cores like from the game)
...More to come.
"Not this again!" Minerva said. "Albus, it was You-Know-Who, not you, who marked Harry as his equal. There is no possible way that the prophecy could be talking about you!" - Harry Potter and the Method of Rationality, Chapter 84
Age: 36
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 245 lbs
Location: Boston, MA, USA
Ethnicity: White
Login: Kestrel
Access Level: Administrator
Charisma: (##===)
Intelligence: (#####)
Wisdom: (##===)
Sanity: See Notes Below
Fortitude: (#====)
Mech: (###==)
Tech: (#####)
Macguiver: (###==)
Applicable Skills:
Programmer in nearly every known scripting language and most common programming languages. Claims to be an English/C++ bi-lingual.
Sysadmin essentially two decades of experience in systems administration and maintenance, even before such positions were commonly recognized.
Amature level Electrician, Plumber, Carpenter and general handy-man.
Friends/Contacts at MIT and several other local educational centers, among both teachers and students.
Personnel Notes:
While initial screenings rated Mr. Thompson's sanity checks at the highest level of fitness with the least possibility of mental fatigue due to the coming disturbances (the phrase 'perfect score' was mentioned repeatedly), additional investigation among friends and family has pointed out that Mr. Thompson is in some respects both better suited and a far worse candidate for this effort than the test results imply. Specifically, Sebastian discovered that Mr. Thompson tends towards several different personality disorders which, apparently through sheer coincidence, balance out into what appears to be a functional individual - except under extreme circumstances and in crisis situations where, and I quote, 'All bets are off'. To be clear, it seems that Mr. Thompson is likely well suited towards maintaining order and discipline among the more...chaotic arrivals, but should be kept away from the front lines where possible. As such, he is being tasked with maintaining what is essentially a containment and storage facility for entities in line with his particular expertise.
Complex:
Warehouse #13, Bay Circle
Boston, MA, USA
Rooms:
1 Floor (2.5 stories), with catwalks at 12ft.
1 Elevated Manager's office
Amenities:
Electricity
Internal-only WiFi LAN
Individual Firewalls
The building is a Faraday Cage
Location Notes:
On-Site exterior security is being handled by two separately contracted local firms. They are under standing orders not to let anything in OR out, and will require visitors to undergo screening and de-gaussing procedures to prevent accidental information-leakage.
'Tenants'
Wreck-It Ralph (entire caste, in arcade machines)
H.A.L. 9000 (2001, standing rack of circuit-boards)
Agent Smith, the Architect, the Oracle, the Merovingian (Matrix, in futuristic/Geigeresque looking machine-towers)
Joshua (War Games, server rack)
MCP (Tron, server rack)
AM (I have no mouth and I must scream, large stone-like obelisk, actually pure solid-state circuitry, enclosed in its own Faraday Cage)
SHODAN, XERXES (System Shock, Starship computer core, looks like a pair of 10-foot Borg cubes)
GLaDOS (Portal, a cluster of AI-cores like from the game)
...More to come.
"Not this again!" Minerva said. "Albus, it was You-Know-Who, not you, who marked Harry as his equal. There is no possible way that the prophecy could be talking about you!" - Harry Potter and the Method of Rationality, Chapter 84