300 in 15 Minutes

[Logan Darklighter]

300 SPARTANS: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUVE BEEN TOLD
BUT SPARTANS REALLY LIKE TO STROLL!
[Very, very slowly.]

I laughed till I fell out of my chair...Very very slowly. ^_^-Logan
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"Wake up! Time for SCIENCE!"
-Adam Savage
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[Bob Schroeck]

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

[SkyeFire]

The best single exchange in the Whole Dang Thing:
Xerxes: I will *erase* you so hard that no one even remembers Sparta ever existed!
Leonidas: Yeah? So, how do you explain this movie?

Cue "Memories" from Cats, because, y'know, just because....