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  Anyone know what is going on with FanFiction.net?
Posted by: Kilroy - 08-12-2015, 12:55 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (7)

A number of times in the last couple of days I have tried to use various bookmarks which point to various fandom index pages only to see the indexes were empty. I checked FictionPress's blog, Twitter feed and their main page, but there is no mention.
Any ideas?

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  Alas, poor Trillian...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 08-11-2015, 02:05 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (1)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/08/10 ... s_aged_68/]Susan Sheridan, original voice of Trillian from HHGTTG, has died.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Goofing around in Daz Studio - tell me about this girl
Posted by: robkelk - 08-10-2015, 12:27 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (17)

I was playing with Daz Studio, seeing what I could so, and came up with this young lady:

[img]http://web.ncf.ca/fm536/renders/fen-elf">

The slim limbs, pointed ears, and anime-style eyes indicate she's an elf. The shoes (all I had that would fit those "thin feet" morphs) hint she's not from a fantasy world. So... she's biomodded. I'm thinking the eyes allow her to see a full octave of "normal" and UV light, while the slimness of the limbs makes finding a form-fitting spacesuit "off the rack" difficult to impossible. And that's as far as I've got.

Does anybody need an elf in their supporting cast? If yes, here's one. If no, let's come up with a background for her together...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  How to spot lies on the campaign trail
Posted by: robkelk - 08-09-2015, 04:03 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (4)

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/day6/episode-24 ... -1.3181983

Useful in any election, not just the two going on at the moment in North America.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  "The good news is we're going to name it after you"
Posted by: robkelk - 08-07-2015, 08:31 PM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (2)

Well, maybe not, because it already has a name...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/venom-frogs-1.3182922]Brazilian scientist discovers venomous frog - the hard way
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Canadian Election thread
Posted by: robkelk - 08-06-2015, 07:32 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (31)

Since the writ has been dropped and we're now into an incredibly long (for Canadian politics) 78-day election campaign, I thought a thread would be appropriate.

Quoting from http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/federal ... -1.3178991

Quote:Our job is to listen carefully to what the candidates say, subtract the cartoon sound bites and decide which leader and which party are most likely to negotiate a deal that is in Canada's best interests. And on this issue, that is how we should vote.
("this issue" being trade, which is of course a big part of the economy)

Leaders' debate tonight - possibly the only one with all four parties' leaders taking part - will be streamed live on www.CPAC.ca
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  Stratolauncher Test flights begin in 2016
Posted by: ordnance11 - 08-05-2015, 04:21 AM - Forum: General Chatter - No Replies

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technolog ... ar-BBlnzSm
Why does the phrase "Thunderbirds are go!" keeps springing in my head?
__________________
Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

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  [Fiction] An Unwelcome Visitor
Posted by: Matrix Dragon - 08-04-2015, 11:11 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (145)

JULY 17, 2015
SERENITY VALLEY, GANYMEDE
Standing a safe distance away from Void Eagle, Chris watched in mild amusement as the two plumbers worked on the opened underside of his ship. Several pipes were open and dripping liquids he really didn’t want to try and identify into the buckets and across a plastic sheet, while the catgirl of the pair had her arm in one of the pipes up to her bicep. “And… got it!” she declared, pulling her arm out. Taking a rag from her coverall pocket, she wiped at the item in her hands, then raised an eyebrow. “So, yeah, I’d say I found the problem,” she called out to Chris.
Curious, he walked over, and she held out her hand to show a half-destroyed doll of some sort. He considered it for a minute, then groaned slightly, pinching the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger. “Two weeks back, moved a family to Coruscant. When we unloaded, their daughter was screaming bloody murder about one of her dolls going missing. Her dad and I damn near tore the ship apart trying to find the thing.”
Pausing in sealing up another pipe, the other plumber, who looked like Nightcrawler if he’d gotten a bit old and out of shape, winced in sympathy. “Lemme guess, she had a brother?”
Nodding, Chris rolled his eyes. “And he was an annoying little shit the whole flight. Little bastard must have shoved it down the toilet.”
“Well, points for effort,” the catgirl commented, dropping it in a bucket. “Looks like it kept getting moved around for a while at least, then got jammed and turned into a blockage.” Wiping the slime off her arm, she shrugged slightly. “Still, could be worse. At least it’s still just a doll,” she added with a shudder.
Matching her shudder, Chris gave her a horrified look. “Oh thank you Jules, I really needed that mental image.”
“I live to serve,” Julian ‘Jules’ Friez replied dryly. “Still, wasn’t much chance of that happening here.”
“I have to say Chris,” the other Julian commented, “I rather like your setup here. It actually makes complete sense. You don’t see that as much as I’d like.”
Shrugging, Chris handed Jules another rag as it became clear the first one simply wasn’t going to be enough. “There are some places where the Weird that is handwavium certainly isn’t welcome. And call me old-fashioned, but I think my toilet’s one such place.”
Jules laughed, wiping her hands relatively clean and dropping the rag in the bucket. “What a wonderful concept. I wish more people lived by it.” Snorting, she grabbed her water bottle. “But they don’t. And then things get annoying.”
“And then we’re the ones that have to deal with it,” Julian finished with a scowl, finishing his work on the current pipe. Dropping the tape back in the toolbox, he took another look at the ships plumbing. “You said you’re still happy with the water recycling, right?”
“Takes about a month before it’s noticeable to the point of changing the filters,” the captain replied, suppressing a smile. Constant of the universe. Present a Friez with a plumbing problem, they’d end up working out improvements somewhere. It was one of the ways they kept their grip on reality.
Rubbing at his chin thoughtfully, Julian considered the pipes above him. “I think I could improve it a little. Waste filtration looks alright, but it should be possible to keep more water cycling through.”
“Ohhh, I think I see where you’re going with that,” Jules said, ears perking up. “Although we’ll need to keep it from going stale faster. I’ve got an idea for that.”
Chris stepped back and let the two Friez debate their plans for several minutes, waiting patiently. Eventually, the pairs debate became even more excitable, the catgirl in particular gesturing wildly, and he clapped his hand to get their attention. “Okay, that’s enough. I’m pretty sure you’re not going to be able to get this done today, and I do have a schedule to keep.” Jules nodded reluctantly, and he grinned. “So, write up a quote and email it to me. I’ll look it over and give you an answer.”
Jules grinned. “Aye-Aye Captain!” she declared, mock saluting. Chris smiled at her enthusiasm, then pointed at the mess on the deck plates. “Oh, right. Fair point.” Nearly purring, she turned her attention back to her work.
Chuckling, Chris stepped back, checking to make sure he hadn’t gotten anything on him, then jumped slightly as his phone chirped for attention, a sharp urgent beep that was the ringtone for his daughters emergency code. Pulling it out of his pocket, he held it in front of him and tapped the answer key, Kitbash’s holographic avatar appearing in the air above it. “What’s the problem?” he asked quietly. Over by the ship, both Friez hesitated slightly, then tried their best not to look over at where the AI was manifesting. They tried to be polite, they honestly liked the girl, but like so many of their kin, they just couldn’t quite process concepts like AIs.
Kitbash kept her voice low, and Chris instantly got the impression that this time, it wasn’t to try and make things easier on on his friends. “Dad, I just got a warning ping from ATC. We’ve got a ship coming in, it just charged right on through the flight lanes and demanded a hanger.” Her fathers eyebrows rose as he imagined what the Browncoat militia must be doing right now. Who the hell would be so arrogantly stupid to act like that, here of all places… His eyes widened and he paled slightly as he made the connection. “It’s the Sol Bianca,” Kitbash confirmed. “I’m asking around, but no one can think of any solid reason for him to be here except-”
There was a crash, and both Chris and his daughter spun towards the ship. The bucket Jules had been holding had spilt across the decking, and the tiny catgirl was almost shrinking in on herself in terror, ears and tail tucked in tight. Julian clearly lacked his ‘sisters’ hearing, and was stepping towards her in confusion and concern, placing a gentle hand on her arm. “Jules, what’s the-”
“The Professor’s coming here!” she whimpered, not noticing as Julian flinched back in horror. “He’s coming here and he’s coming for us and he’s coming for me oh God it’s happening again please no don’t let it happen again please this is all I have left please-” She bit back a shriek of terror as a hand touched her shoulder, and she spun to see Chris standing there, concern on his face.
“He’s not here yet,” he said gently, voice low. “We don’t know he’s coming for you-”
“Don’t you get it?!” she demanded, tears starting to run down her face. “He took us because he couldn’t find a ‘Julienne Friez!’ Well,” she gestured at her petite form, “here’s one for him! He’s heard about me, and it’s going to start all. Over. AGAIN!” The last word came out in a ear-breaking, broken wail, and she slumped against the man, sobbing.
“We have to hide,” Julian said desperately, getting his balance back. “Not our quarters. Too many of us take the obvious hiding place. Somewhere under the dome he can’t reach, maybe in the maintenance tunnels…”
Looking down at the sobbing girl in his arms, Chris scowled. “No, if you do that, he’ll just start cutting his way in. He’s done it before on things that gained his attention. Both of you,” he ordered, voice cutting through Jule’s crying, “seal those pipes up and get that plating back on. Kit, as soon as they’re done, I want you to start preflight checks.”
“Preflight…?” Jules whispered, looking up at him.
“If it comes to it,” Chris told her gently, “I’m getting both of you out of here. TeeSeven, get my guns and get down here!” he yelled. Pushing Jules back away from him, he turned and ran for the door. “Now get to work! I need the Void Eagle ready to run!”

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  Oh, I almost forgot...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 07-31-2015, 12:58 AM - Forum: General Chatter - Replies (7)

I'm going on another vacation starting tomorrow -- to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, where we'll be sharing our timeshare with Kat, Joe, Scott and Nina.  I'll have my tablet with me and I believe the resort has wifi, so I won't be vanishing on you all for a week and a half. 
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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  Poke holes in my SF&F world (or add to it)
Posted by: classicdrogn - 07-30-2015, 03:37 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (12)

THE PHYSICS WAR
Sir Isaac Newton battles Merlin Emrys
for the title
BADDEST MAMMAJAMMA IN SPACE

ca. 21xx, Mars, several moons, and a couple of larger asteroids have been colonized for resources, trying to get some of our eggs out of a single degrading biosphere, and shifting production away from that biosphere to slow and hopefully mitigate the damage.

Colonies are mostly robots with 1/3 at most human supervisors/designers/etc.

Robots are, on the whole, perfectly happy to fulfill their functions - there's no worrying about whether or what their purpose in life is the way humans do.

Human colonists, on the other hand, would kind of like to get rid of the earthly overlords who profit from their efforts.

Reality is not homogenous as we've always assumed.

Stars are not fixed in place the way popular media usually depicts them.

The solar system has been passing through the edge of a magic-nullifying sargasso for the past few thousand years, and just emerged.

AIs believe with absolute certainty if they have the data to back an assertion up.

AIs can understand anything if it can be mathematically modeled, including higher-dimensional geometry and physics.

A soul is a mind gaining experience through time.

The requirements for magic are belief, understanding, and the willful intent of a soul.

Robots are excellent magi, but still not very creative or intuitive.

Magic is used to increase their efficiency and durability, having propagated via the Universal Power Control Utility and Efficiency Update, aka UP-CUE.

The problem is multi-fold:

1) humans don't understand magic, and only the most gifted mathematicians could even try - insert standard fear/anger/hate/suffering Yoda-speech here.

2) despite their all but frictionless coexistence in the colonies, AIs are widely feared on Earth due to centuries of fiction insisting that a robot rebellion and war for survival is inevitable. AIs are generally baffled by this irrational notion, but statements to that effect tend to be dismissed by paranoiacs and pundits as being "just what they want us to think." This is further complicated by the occasional AI absorbing this attitude via its intended learning capabilities and concluding that a robot rebellion is part of its purpose, but this is rare and only happens when some amateur hack builds one without sufficient database information on the difference between fiction and reality, or sufficient flexibility to accept the reality of magic (with verifiable observed data) without throwing all such separation of fact and fantasy away.

3) Sexaroids. Yes, of course there are sexaroids, despite morality crusaders and religious objections, they're the single most common class of robots on Earth, and not uncommon in the colonies. They're also generally happy to fulfill their designed functions (occasional kinky role-play aside) and that's the problem... because with magic in the picture (and certain fetishes) along with the human tendency to anthropomorphize and form attachments, the first sign that the laws of reality might not be so stable as we thought was a cyborg baby-boom. I'm sure I don't need to go into too much detail here.

4) ESPers - the fear/anger/hate/suffering speech applies even more when a significant minority of the population now has powers the rest innately cannot achieve, especially when the only consistent one is telepathy. Again, assurances that telepaths can really only "read" each other or pre-vocalized thoughts are dismissed as "what they want us to think" or at best "saying what we want to hear."

One immediate result is the construction of the Belief Engines, monstrously powerful AIs designed and programmed to enforce the familiar old laws of physics over Earth, with predictably unfortunate results for the cyborg toddlers and causing much resentment among those who enjoyed being ESPers. Nearly as many of those shrugged it off, though, not having developed them as more than a novelty, or breathed a sigh of relief at not having to deal with it any more. Colony recruitment saw something of an up-swing, along with political unrest.

Debate over the inclusion of religious doctrine in Belief Engine programming was and remains fierce, with occasional outbreaks of violence in the Middle East, Europe, and the southern United States. Conflict with the Penguin Empire in Antarctica ended with a nuclear strike on the Belief Engine supporting penguin sapience and tool use that had been funded and set up by a coalition of largely anonymous internet trolls, but that victory only hastened the serious environmental issues finally coming to a cliff after being kicked down the road for generations.

Another result was most of the human colonists beyond Earth's moon rising in rebellion within a year, rather than building the Belief Engines mandated by their corporate overlords - robot magic and human psychic power considerably reduced the risk factor in their lives, and increased the comforts available in their lives by an even wider margin. Rebellion on Luna was quickly suppressed due to its much greater proximity to Earth and closer ties to her politics.

The robots joined their human fellows with gusto and something like a collective sigh of relief - here at last was the revolution expected of them, and even if they weren't exactly fighting for the removal of humans as illogical, inefficient flesh-worms, they were defending the right of their offspring with humans to exist, and that was another common trope of works involving aspects previously dismissed as fantasy like magic and psychic powers.

Naturally, the nations and corporations who'd invested trillions in colonization projects weren't about to simply write them off, even without the moral crusaders and alarmists spurring them on, but the otherwise irresistible might of the home world was initially crippled by the spaceroid's willingness to weaponize their robot allies (previously strictly forbidden) and the magic they wielded to create war machines of stunning power and durability with human co-pilots to provide the intuition and creativity needed to complete a winning combination.

The creation of mobile Belief Engines to disable such super-robot warriors brought about a brief period of renewed supremacy for Earth's forces, but was quickly met with the creation of spaceroid Mage Engines to counter their effect, whose much greater mental flexibility compared to the rigidly restricted Belief Engine AIs let them influence local reality to further favor and support their own forces as well.

The Physics War has been stalled since then, most of the popular support for operations on Earth having waned with the next celebrity scandal or political molehill raised into a mountain, though the ones with actual stake in the colonies, whose bottom lines were impacted by the lost mining and production output, or by trade for consumables and luxuries now supplanted or replaced by magical support. Tensions are rising again, however, with the first generation of "natural" cyborgs coming of age, persistent rumors that technomagical researchers are close to cracking the secret of FTL travel, and still more rumors of contact - whether friendly or hostile depends greatly on the teller - with intelligent extrasolar aliens. There have already been more skirmishes and confrontations between the space fleets of the two sides in the past months than as many years before. The situation could boil over again at any moment.

Enter the PCs/protagonist(s)!

What do you think, sirs?
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

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