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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 06-11-2009, 06:57 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk VIII: Harry Potter and the Man from Otherearth
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The following was in the "discards" section of my Harry Potter development file. And for the life of me I cannot remember writing it, nor can I remember where I wanted to go with it. But it's interesting enough, even in its incomplete state, that I thought people might like to see it and long wistfully for a might-have-been.
Hermione blinked. What had happened to Hogwarts? She turned in
place, carefully studying the unfamiliar locale in which she'd
found herself, searching for threats or unwelcome surprises.
The scan only left her confused. She was standing alone in the
courtyard of what appeared to be a Japanese Shinto temple,
nestled amidst a grove of cherry trees. Their sweet fragrance
filled the air, and underfoot she could see a few loose petals
which had already fallen.
"It's lovely, isn't it?" a voice said unexpectedly from behind
her. Startled, Hermione spun about, whipping her wand out from
her sleeve. She came face-to-face with a girl her age or perhaps
a little bit younger.
The first thing Hermione noticed was that the girl was unarmed,
and seeing that she sheepishly lowered her wand -- but did not
yet move to put it away. That accomplished, she studied the girl
before her.
She was Asian, that much Hermione was certain, but from where in
Asia, she couldn't be sure. (Given the temple, though, Hermione
was willing to bet Japan.) Something in the cast of her features
-- aside from the entirely improbable blue eyes -- struck
Hermione as subtly and profoundly different from Cho Chang's
Chinese elegance, but she was no less beautiful than the
Hufflepuff, a beauty which seemed only emphasized by the shy
smile she wore. She wore her short, slightly wavy hair in a
pageboy-like style, and it was a black so dark its highlights
almost seemed to gleam a dark blue. Behind her bangs shone a
tiara-like headband of golden metal that dipped down to hold an
oval, aqua gem in the center of her forehead; it was framed
neatly with an almost perfect heart formed by the curls of her
bangs.
Her clothing was... the only word that came to Hermione's mind
was "eccentric". It looked like nothing more than a white
spandex maillot trimmed with a deep blue sailor collar and a tiny
ruffle of the same color around her hips that might have been
pretending to be a skirt. To either side, Hermione could spy
the loops and ends of what could only have been a huge bow in a
much paler blue; a smaller bow of the same color spread out
across her modest bust from under a blue, heart-shaped gem which
appeared to clasp the ends of the sailor collar.
Knee-high boots of the deep blue trimmed with the pale blue and
white opera-length gloves that ended in three padded bands of the
same dark blue completed the outfit.
In her plain school robes, Hermione suddenly felt inexplicably
underdressed.
The Asian girl slowly turned about, her shy smile broadening in
obvious joy as she took in their surroundings. "I've always
loved this place," she continued.
"Is..." Hermione croaked. She stopped and cleared her throat
before trying again. "Is this your home?"
"Oh, no." The girl had completed her circle and was now facing
Hermione again. "A dear friend of mine lived here once. But I
spent almost every afternoon here with her and our friends."
Hermione bit her lip, then went forward anyway. "Excuse me,
but... who are you, and where are we?"
The other girl sketched a slight curtsey, saying, "You can call me
Mercury. And we are in a dream."
And that's it. Sorry...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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| A Very Appropriate Quote |
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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 06-11-2009, 06:47 PM - Forum: Fenspace
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I don't know why people think space is so far away. It's only a half hour drive, if your car could go up. -- Unknown
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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| RIAA complains about unpaid music (not what you think) |
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Posted by: robkelk - 06-11-2009, 01:21 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun
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Never thought I'd be agreeing with the RIAA about anything related to the current music industry... but I agree with them here.
The Register: America's radio lobby 'fighting dirty' (Basically, the USA is unique in that performers don't get paid when their music is played on the radio. Performers in the USA also don't get paid when their music is played on the radio elsewhere in the world. The RIAA wants this to change; the NAB - the broadcasters's lobby - don't.)
US radio stations are the biggest "freetards" out there, and they're making money off the system. Meanwhile, bands lucky enough to get airplay don't see a dime from that exposure...
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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| Did someone say "Vorkosigan RPG"? |
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Posted by: robkelk - 06-11-2009, 12:39 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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Why, yes, http://www.sjgames.com/ill/a/2009-06-11]someone did!
We still have to wait a bit for the dead-tree version, but the electronic version is (or, of this posting, will be) available today.
(So, have we been waiting for this - announcement date to release date - as long as we had to wait for In Nomine? SJGames isn't sure...)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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| Han Solo P.I. |
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Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 06-10-2009, 10:45 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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Forget extended universe, forget the Corporate Sector. THIS is what I want to see Han Solo doing after Return of the Jedi!
What do you think? Undocumented Features worthy? Or what? ^_^� ^_^� ^_^� ^_^
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| Pirates in Parliment |
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Posted by: CattyNebulart - 06-09-2009, 05:56 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun
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The pirate party got a seat in the European parliament, and it was quite close to getting more than that. good thing or bad thing? Discuss.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
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