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For love or monkey! - classicdrogn - 10-07-2019

Replace the word ‘Money’ in a movie title with ‘Monkey.’ Which movie is the most immediately improved?

I'm waffling between "Monkeyball" and "The Monkey Pit" myself.

(Yes, this is shamelessly stolen form a Twitter post, but meh, it's a different group here.)


RE: For love or monkey! - robkelk - 10-07-2019

The Color of Monkey


One that's music rather than film, because of which forum this is:
That ain't workin'
that's the way you do it
Monkey for nothin' and your chicks for free



RE: For love or monkey! - Bob Schroeck - 10-07-2019

"Monkey, Monkey, Monkey" by ABBA


RE: For love or monkey! - Shepherd - 10-07-2019

Monkey Train (1995)

Take the Monkey and Run (1969)

The Monkey Pit (1986)

Monkey, Women and Guns (1958)

Funny Monkey (2006)

And for TV:

Dirty Sexy Monkey (2007)

Win Ben Stein's Monkey (1997)

Monkey Heist (2017)


RE: For love or monkey! - Bob Schroeck - 10-07-2019

"Lawyers, Guns and Monkey" by Warren Zevon


RE: For love or monkey! - offsides - 10-07-2019

"Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Monkey Back" by Meat Loaf.
"She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer


RE: For love or monkey! - Norgarth - 10-07-2019

Monkey by Pink Floyd
Monkey for Nothing by Dire Straits
Monkey, Monkey, Monkey by Abba

Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Monkey

Edit: realized those two had been covered above


RE: For love or monkey! - classicdrogn - 10-07-2019

Isn't that (e: Lawyers, Guns, and Monkey) just, like, Hit-Monkey's day job?

Then there's
You Never Give Me Your Monkey by the Beatles
Microsoft Monkey (software)
and one in reverse, inspired by various headlines out of the EU:
Twitter and the Money Man


RE: For love or monkey! - robkelk - 10-07-2019

(10-07-2019, 01:07 PM)classicdrogn Wrote: and one in reverse
This thread is more fun than a barrel of money, isn't it?


RE: For love or monkey! - Bob Schroeck - 10-07-2019

And would have made for a great Competition over in the new board.


RE: For love or monkey! - classicdrogn - 10-07-2019

Go ahead and put it there if you like, I thought about doing that but wasn't sure if it was only supposed to be for "official" competition threads.

so in other words...

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONKEY!


RE: For love or monkey! - Norgarth - 10-08-2019

Other Peoples Monkey

Money See, Money Do.

Monkey is the root of all evil.


RE: For love or monkey! - Bob Schroeck - 10-09-2019

Nonono, that's "Love of Monkey is the Root of all Evil". As I believe we will all agree.


RE: For love or monkey! - Norgarth - 10-18-2019

"Come on, come on, loving for the monkey
Come on, come on, listen to the monkey talk"
 - AC/DC "Monkey Talks"

"You never count your monkey,
when you're sittin' at the table"
- Kenny Rodgers the Gambler


RE: For love or monkey! - Spoilsport - 10-18-2019

A fool and his monkey are soon parted.
Get your monkey's worth.
Put your monkey where your mouth is (... ew)
Take the monkey and run.
There are some things that monkey can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
We make monkey the old fashioned way: we earn it.
Monkey doesn't grow on trees.
Your monkey or your life!
Monkey can't buy you love (Beatles)


RE: For love or monkey! - Norgarth - 10-24-2019

English Rock band The Arctic Moneys (which presumably consists of Canadian Dollars, US dollars, Russian Rubles, and whatever the names of the currencies of Greenland, Finland, Sweden, and Norway are)

The Beastie Boys hit: Brass Money


RE: For love or monkey! - Star Ranger4 - 10-25-2019

*start to type an entry*

*Realizes Norgarth beat him too it*

*slinks off to let his money heal from the beating*


RE: For love or monkey! - itsune9tl - 01-03-2020

So what's all this moneying about then?

All around the Cobblers Bench the Money chased the weasel,
the money thought 'twas naught but fun then "POP" went the weasel.

Every one would like to be able to ride down the street in a great big car, and throw monkey to the massed Heathens


RE: For love or monkey! - robkelk - 01-03-2020

What, this thread is still alive?

Well, okay. Have fun with it. Shake your monkey makers, folks!


RE: For love or monkey! - itsune9tl - 01-08-2020

Weird Al gone wrong...
Ali-monkey.

...
No, I am not going to transcribe the lyrics, that would be wrong.