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For love or monkey!
For love or monkey!
#1
Replace the word ‘Money’ in a movie title with ‘Monkey.’ Which movie is the most immediately improved?

I'm waffling between "Monkeyball" and "The Monkey Pit" myself.

(Yes, this is shamelessly stolen form a Twitter post, but meh, it's a different group here.)
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‎noli esse culus
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#2
The Color of Monkey


One that's music rather than film, because of which forum this is:
That ain't workin'
that's the way you do it
Monkey for nothin' and your chicks for free
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Rob Kelk

Since it's an election year in the USA: How to Immigrate to Canada, direct from the Government of Canada's website. "How you can immigrate to Canada, how to protect yourself from fraud and what to expect after you arrive in Canada."
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"Monkey, Monkey, Monkey" by ABBA
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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#4
Monkey Train (1995)

Take the Monkey and Run (1969)

The Monkey Pit (1986)

Monkey, Women and Guns (1958)

Funny Monkey (2006)

And for TV:

Dirty Sexy Monkey (2007)

Win Ben Stein's Monkey (1997)

Monkey Heist (2017)
“I really hope I’m behind this convoluted mess; at least that way I’ll be able to get revenge by doing this to myself. I won’t even have to feel bad because it’ll be all my fault.” - Harry Potter, The Master of Death by Ryuugi.
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"Lawyers, Guns and Monkey" by Warren Zevon
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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#6
"Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Monkey Back" by Meat Loaf.
"She Works Hard for the Money" by Donna Summer
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#7
Monkey by Pink Floyd
Monkey for Nothing by Dire Straits
Monkey, Monkey, Monkey by Abba

Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Monkey

Edit: realized those two had been covered above
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#8
Isn't that (e: Lawyers, Guns, and Monkey) just, like, Hit-Monkey's day job?

Then there's
You Never Give Me Your Monkey by the Beatles
Microsoft Monkey (software)
and one in reverse, inspired by various headlines out of the EU:
Twitter and the Money Man
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(10-07-2019, 02:07 PM)classicdrogn Wrote: and one in reverse
This thread is more fun than a barrel of money, isn't it?
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Rob Kelk

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And would have made for a great Competition over in the new board.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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Go ahead and put it there if you like, I thought about doing that but wasn't sure if it was only supposed to be for "official" competition threads.

so in other words...

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONKEY!
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‎noli esse culus
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Other Peoples Monkey

Money See, Money Do.

Monkey is the root of all evil.
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#13
Nonono, that's "Love of Monkey is the Root of all Evil". As I believe we will all agree.
-- Bob

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber.  I have been 
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....

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"Come on, come on, loving for the monkey
Come on, come on, listen to the monkey talk"
 - AC/DC "Monkey Talks"

"You never count your monkey,
when you're sittin' at the table"
- Kenny Rodgers the Gambler
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A fool and his monkey are soon parted.
Get your monkey's worth.
Put your monkey where your mouth is (... ew)
Take the monkey and run.
There are some things that monkey can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
We make monkey the old fashioned way: we earn it.
Monkey doesn't grow on trees.
Your monkey or your life!
Monkey can't buy you love (Beatles)
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
Being told to be "open minded" about something is usually a code for "you're not going to like this, but I want to subject you to it anyway". Conversely, being told that you are "closed-minded" is generally a means of asserting that "I don't like the fact that you're proving me wrong, so I will pretend that your failure to agree with my argument is a philosophical deficiency". - RationalWiki
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English Rock band The Arctic Moneys (which presumably consists of Canadian Dollars, US dollars, Russian Rubles, and whatever the names of the currencies of Greenland, Finland, Sweden, and Norway are)

The Beastie Boys hit: Brass Money
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*start to type an entry*

*Realizes Norgarth beat him too it*

*slinks off to let his money heal from the beating*
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to rock the sky?
Thats' every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry!
NO QUARTER!

No Quarter by Echo's Children
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So what's all this moneying about then?

All around the Cobblers Bench the Money chased the weasel,
the money thought 'twas naught but fun then "POP" went the weasel.

Every one would like to be able to ride down the street in a great big car, and throw monkey to the massed Heathens
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#19
What, this thread is still alive?

Well, okay. Have fun with it. Shake your monkey makers, folks!
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Rob Kelk

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Weird Al gone wrong...
Ali-monkey.

...
No, I am not going to transcribe the lyrics, that would be wrong.
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