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A Little Honda 50.... - Dartz - 05-02-2020
Another Weird Irish Thing
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My little Honda 50 she's rapid and she's nifty.
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day.
My little Honda 50, hit the nitro and she'll shift me.
Get me away from the Garda any day.
I got her in the Buy and Sell back in '92.
A travellin' man in a caravan said "This is the bike for you".
He was lookin' for a hundred, I gave him thirty two.
Took her for a spin out the Kinnegad Road and begod she feckin' flew.
I drove her into Newbridge lookin' for a couple of parts.
Alloy wheels, a sat-nav and a new push button start.
Headin' out to Robertstown for the bingo and the beer.
Comin' down the Hill of Allen she hit the ton in second gear.
I was ridin' across The Curragh nice and slow
The Guards pulled in behind me, Sergeant Kelly, don't you know.
I said, "O Buck, just my luck" and I hit the nitro hard.
By the time the squad hit Brookets Cross I had her parked in Brady's Yard.
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I amn't sure what the Utility of a 50cc Honda Supercub that can hit 100mph in second gear would be - but there ya go.
RE: A Little Honda 50.... - robkelk - 05-02-2020
(05-02-2020, 07:09 PM)Dartz Wrote: I amn't sure what the Utility of a 50cc Honda Supercub that can hit 100mph in second gear would be - but there ya go.
"Get me away from the Garda any day."
That sounds useful...
RE: A Little Honda 50.... - itsune9tl - 05-04-2020
Even if they were talking 150 kph that's still pretty fast for second gear. Fourth gear would put it what about 190?
That's when you pass a police cruiser, and the Officer tries to get out of the Squad car to figure out why they stopped....
RE: A Little Honda 50.... - DHBirr - 05-04-2020
Buncha scofflaws. You're all under arrest, by order of Main Force Patrol.
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