A Little Honda 50....

[Dartz]

Another Weird Irish Thing




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My little Honda 50 she's rapid and she's nifty.
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day.
My little Honda 50, hit the nitro and she'll shift me.
Get me away from the Garda any day.

I got her in the Buy and Sell back in '92.
A travellin' man in a caravan said "This is the bike for you".
He was lookin' for a hundred, I gave him thirty two.
Took her for a spin out the Kinnegad Road and begod she feckin' flew.

I drove her into Newbridge lookin' for a couple of parts.
Alloy wheels, a sat-nav and a new push button start.
Headin' out to Robertstown for the bingo and the beer.
Comin' down the Hill of Allen she hit the ton in second gear.

I was ridin' across The Curragh nice and slow
The Guards pulled in behind me, Sergeant Kelly, don't you know.
I said, "O Buck, just my luck" and I hit the nitro hard.
By the time the squad hit Brookets Cross I had her parked in Brady's Yard.


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I amn't sure what the Utility of a 50cc Honda Supercub that can hit 100mph in second gear would be - but there ya go.

[robkelk]

I amn't sure what the Utility of a 50cc Honda Supercub that can hit 100mph in second gear would be - but there ya go.

"Get me away from the Garda any day."

That sounds useful...

[itsune9tl]

Even if they were talking 150 kph that's still pretty fast for second gear. Fourth gear would put it what about 190?
That's when you pass a police cruiser, and the Officer tries to get out of the Squad car to figure out why they stopped....

[DHBirr]

Buncha scofflaws.  You're all under arrest, by order of Main Force Patrol.

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