Cracked Christmas carols

[Norgarth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgFIZOkIC9o (the restroom said gentlemen)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I8qGdjiqic (12 pains of christmas)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc (chipmunks roasting on an open fire)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foybsDsn5hk (walking round in Women's Underwear)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2OwM_JfGe4 (White Trash Christmas)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw (The Night Santa went Crazy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGdrMOttV_s (Christmas at Ground Zero)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9GjHZUMct8 (Grandma got Dismembered by a Chainsaw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HytQMImiX8 (Jingle Bombs - Achmed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOe3CXE-mA (redneck 12 days of Christmas)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUELu8o5KJg (Blue Christmas, sung by Porky Pig)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoO5KPE04OA (Heavy Metal 12 days of Christmas)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg (Adam Sandlers Chaunukah song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8peNkcZCd1M (I'll be Broke for Christmas)
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Bob Schroeck]

Several of those are by Bob Rivers, who is an absolute genius at twisted Christmas stuff. The third link is, in fact, one of my all-time favorites.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.