Meanwhile, in Canada...

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New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year

“I know it sounds like a steep price, but considering that Trump has full-on asked me to turn the Yukon into a giant American strip mine, I’d say it’s not too unreasonable as far as concessions to majoritarian pseudo-cult leaders go,” Carney added.  “If we have to make concessions to a Muslim-hating billionaire demagogue, at least it’ll be for the one who can find Canada on a map.”

While this is completely plausible and wouldn't surprise me at all, The Beaverton is Canada's version of The Onion.

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Canada remains anti-nuke, but its potential path to the bomb is getting shorter

No tl;dr - the article covers too much ground.

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The Quebec question will be sitting quietly for a while...

No referendum with Trump around, says PQ ahead of October election

The Parti Québécois will not hold a referendum as long as U.S. President Donald Trump remains in power, party leader Paul St-Pierre Plamondon announced Tuesday morning.

In a post on X, he said he wants to avoid having the issue "hijacked by the ups and downs of American politics."

"An issue as crucial as the political future of Quebec requires conditions that allow for an informed and calm debate," St-Pierre Plamondon wrote.

He said the next government will be faced with "more than enough challenges" without calling a referendum.

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Chapman’s Ice Cream pledges no price increase as Ontario company shifts away from U.S. suppliers

An Ontario ice cream company says it will replace more than 70 per cent of its American ingredients and won't increase prices for two years.

Chapman’s Ice Cream is shifting away from American suppliers as the trade dispute between Canada and the United States continues. The family-owned company also says it won't raise prices for its ice cream until March 2028.

Bringing some stability to the supply lines (in that there's no worries about arbitrary tariffs) is good, but not the only reason to do this.

He said some of the changes have also proved to be more affordable than expected.

“It’s crazy what this has done for businesses in this country. Almonds from Australia, are you crazy? How is that possible that we could get an even better price, plus freight, from Australia instead of the United States? So we’re finding a lot of opportunities out there.”