Instant Teleport To Nearest Space Station

[ECSNorway]

Oh, give me a locus, where the gravitons focus

Where the three-body problem is solved

Where the microwaves play, down at three degrees K

And the cold virus never evolved

Home, home on LaGrange

Where the space debris always collects

We posess, so it seems, two of man's greatest dreams...

Solar power...

And zero-gee sex*.

(*: Presence of MOTAS is not guaranteed by this spell. Nor do we guarantee their attractiveness. Edit: Or willingness.)
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[Bob Schroeck]

Gah. I haven't heard that in literally decades. It was in a copy of the NESFA Hymnal I bought at the very first SF convention I attended, nearly thirty years ago.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[robkelk]

You couldn't have mentioned this song before I wrote "Sangnoir of the Universe", could you? It would have been perfect for inclusion there, but you had to wait until it was too late to include it... 8)

 
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[ECSNorway]

Have him come across a recording, flashback to SotU, and muse, "Damn, wish I'd had this then..."
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[itsune9tl]

ECSNorway wrote:

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Have him come across a recording, flashback to SotU, and muse, "Damn, wish I'd had this then..."

After that have him go store it in his helmet, only to find that he has several versions and go "D'OH!"