Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!

[robkelk]

"Polyamory is wrong!"

"Grumpy girl correct." Shampoo stepped in. She closed her eyes and raised a finger. "Should never combine Greek and Latin roots to make word."

What Do You Want, Chapter 10

[classicdrogn]

"Well this is a giant fucktangle, and we're all outta lube."

[ksai]

There's this 'Semi-crack SI into Star Wars fic - Governor's Gambit' being posted on SV (and probably SB/QQ).

The Transmigrator landed 4 or so years before the destruction of DS1, with the SI being dumped into a a disgraced Imperial Governor (Las Veers) on a backwater outer rim planet. Since being replaced, the SI has been reaching Ciaphas Cain levels of 'I'm being competent! in order to not get dead!' levels of 'fake it until you make it' success.

Anyway, one of his adventures lead him to uncovering a stais locked/sort of actual Sith from the period of the Eternal Empire. For various reason I won't go into here, the Sith isn't an actual threat to him - and the SI keeps an eye on her by having her act as a bodyguard. Said Sith is terminally pissed at the general lack of mayhem in general and in the latest post (a month or so after DS1 gooes kaboom) the Governor, fed up with the bodyguard's passive aggressive behaviour, orders her to go out and get a gaming rig so that the Sith can get involved in online mayhem instead.

Which leads to this quote from the Sith as they play 'For Glory' (which basically sounds like COD) in the Governor's office (https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/th...t-35090288):

A few hours later, and, while they'd never admit it, they were having fun.

"Pitiful creature, your skills are so lackluster your family should disown you!" They yelled into the mic.

As the child on the other end cried, they spotted Las in the corner of their eye, rubbing his forehead in annoyance.

Good.

Perhaps these 'games' were worth something after all.

[ECSNorway]

From "The Sleepover to Restore the Republic", in which Luke Skywalker sets out to steal Anakin Skywalker from Sheev Palpatine. And succeeds.

“Anyway, I kept thinking it over, and since we both want the Emperor gone, we’re basically on the same side, right?” Luke points to himself. “Rebel scum.” He points to Vader. “Also, rebel scum, except you come in black.”

https://archive.transformativeworks.org/.../114784762

[classicdrogn]

On QQ,

TriforcedLink said:
much to the spirits frustrations, weaponized autism beat eldritch horror every time

Czlyydwr Llrngwl said:
When normal humans are as incomprehensible as eldritch horrors anyway, what's dealing with a few extra horns or tentacles or whatever?

kairuf said:
I've heard that some of the appeal of furries is how much more obvious the animal body language is

2 Hot Crown Subdues the Sinful said:
What happens when you have the best eyesight & most facial muscles amongst mammals.

Warning: is on QQ, and therefore very NSFW!

edit:
Lin k in a spoiler so it won't load to be picked up by nannyware filters unless clicked:

Except that doesn't appear to work here like it does on other board software. Well, I tried. It's on page 633 of the Questionable Questing "Questionable Quote Pit" thread if you want to look it up.

[robkelk]

Warning: is on QQ, and therefore very NSFW!

edit:
Lin k in a spoiler so it won't load to be picked up by nannyware filters unless clicked:

Except that doesn't appear to work here like it does on other board software. Well, I tried. It's on page 633 of the Questionable Questing "Questionable Quote Pit" thread if you want to look it up.

For folks like me who had to look it up:

1. It's a secure site, so the five-letter prefix that ends with "s" applies (not like here that uses the four-letter prefix)
   
2. It's a forum, not a world-wide-web
   
3. Questionable Questing is all lowercase and has no space
   
4. It's one of those "commercial" sites, not like here that's a "network" site
   

Please don't make me look it up again. Its posted rules are incompatible with the laws of my country of residence.