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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
05-22-2025, 10:06 PM
(05-22-2025, 06:17 PM)classicdrogn Wrote: That was a good take on a more serious version of the scene, but sorry, Rob's was just adorably Usagi and will be very hard to surpass.
It's very classic Usagi, yes. My favorite Usagi has always been the one from Crystal, who was always more mature than mainline Usagi. So maybe that's it.
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
05-28-2025, 08:42 PM
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
05-30-2025, 04:15 PM
"Out of the air fryer and right into the infomercial!"
This sounds like something Minako would say, to me...
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07-19-2025, 07:15 PM
"The teal deer is a very laconic animal."
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
07-22-2025, 09:58 AM
Does Metatron fight for the superusers?
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07-22-2025, 11:32 AM
"You've heard of 'Scry and Die,' but at this level it's more 'Divine and Conquer,'" the old Royal Wizard said with a chuckle.
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08-20-2025, 04:38 AM
"You want shenanigans and malarkey? Shannon Eginsen-Malachi is my name."
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09-08-2025, 06:25 AM
A doctor I know was wearing a shirt with a yellow duck printed on it. When I asked him why, he said "Medical joke. Sometimes you've got big doc energy, sometimes you feel like a quack."
I nodded and gestured with my bagel. "I get you. Life is like an olive, sometimes it's green and sometimes it's black. Either way, it's still pretty good with cream cheese." Then we both laughed like idiots
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09-28-2025, 08:13 PM
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09-29-2025, 02:08 PM
"The joke about the tri-state area of Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico doesn't work if Puerto Rico isn't a state. Hurry up and make Puerto Rico a state!"
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
10-01-2025, 07:39 PM
"Why is 'rhymes with witch' an insult in Muggle society?" Ginny Weasley asked.
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
10-09-2025, 12:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-09-2025, 12:03 AM by classicdrogn.)
It would need a little more setup to work as a Minakoism, but it occurs to me that "Durp Peeple" is a cromulent brainfart or tongue-tied mistake.
e: Maybe something tied to the songs "Shooting Shark," "Taking the Long Way," or "Weirdistan?"
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10-09-2025, 08:29 AM
"I hear you can get a degree in stupidity in Japan. They call it a baka-laureate."
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10-11-2025, 12:20 AM
a blassing Wrote:In Real Life as on the internet, may your quips runneth over."
Alas, I only sound smart with time to edit and rewrite.
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
10-11-2025, 12:17 PM
If somebody writes a story about 007 going undercover at a curling match, would that be a bondspiel?
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
10-12-2025, 04:46 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-12-2025, 06:08 AM by classicdrogn.)
"Forwarned is four armed, and many hands make lights work!"
"... we do need to set up a lot of spotlights to trap the shadow youma, but Minako, that's not how either of those sayings go."
unrelated:
"When it's the shortstop's birthday, does the team get him a bundt cake?"
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
6 hours ago
"Come down to Earth, we'll get together, have a few laughs..." ---Princess Serenity, muttered while crawling through an air duct.
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
5 hours ago
Perhaps they need foxholes against artillery fire the spotters on the moral high ground are about to call down?
(not much later)
"MERCURY FOG OF WAR!"
"VENUS NINE YARDS CHAIN!"
"MARS FIRE STORM!"
"JUPITER ROLLING THUNDER!"
"MOON! ... RADIANT! ... DETONATION!!"
... Well, I never said the foxholes would really help.
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RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
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* robkelk sends a PM to Bob, making sure he sees the above post, mentioning DW-s
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