Stupid dialog, free to a good home

[Dragonflight]

That was a good take on a more serious version of the scene, but sorry, Rob's was just adorably Usagi and will be very hard to surpass.

It's very classic Usagi, yes. My favorite Usagi has always been the one from Crystal, who was always more mature than mainline Usagi. So maybe that's it.

[classicdrogn]

"Hate is a many-splintered thing." - (misheard?) song lyric

[classicdrogn]

"Out of the air fryer and right into the infomercial!"

This sounds like something Minako would say, to me...

[robkelk]

"The teal deer is a very laconic animal."

[robkelk]

Does Metatron fight for the superusers?

[classicdrogn]

"You've heard of 'Scry and Die,' but at this level it's more 'Divine and Conquer,'" the old Royal Wizard said with a chuckle.

[classicdrogn]

"You want shenanigans and malarkey? Shannon Eginsen-Malachi is my name."

[classicdrogn]

A doctor I know was wearing a shirt with a yellow duck printed on it. When I asked him why, he said "Medical joke. Sometimes you've got big doc energy, sometimes you feel like a quack."

I nodded and gestured with my bagel. "I get you. Life is like an olive, sometimes it's green and sometimes it's black. Either way, it's still pretty good with cream cheese." Then we both laughed like idiots

[classicdrogn]

"If you don't have the courage or conviction to make a definitive prediction about the weather, you're fork-assing it and should just get the fork out!"

[robkelk]

"The joke about the tri-state area of Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico doesn't work if Puerto Rico isn't a state. Hurry up and make Puerto Rico a state!"

[robkelk]

"Why is 'rhymes with witch' an insult in Muggle society?" Ginny Weasley asked.

[classicdrogn]

It would need a little more setup to work as a Minakoism, but it occurs to me that "Durp Peeple" is a cromulent brainfart or tongue-tied mistake.

e: Maybe something tied to the songs "Shooting Shark," "Taking the Long Way," or "Weirdistan?"

[robkelk]

"I hear you can get a degree in stupidity in Japan. They call it a baka-laureate."

[classicdrogn]

In Real Life as on the internet, may your quips runneth over."

Alas, I only sound smart with time to edit and rewrite.

[robkelk]

If somebody writes a story about 007 going undercover at a curling match, would that be a bondspiel?

[classicdrogn]

"Forwarned is four armed, and many hands make lights work!"

"... we do need to set up a lot of spotlights to trap the shadow youma, but Minako, that's not how either of those sayings go."

unrelated:
"When it's the shortstop's birthday, does the team get him a bundt cake?"

[Tennie]

"Come down to Earth, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."  ---Princess Serenity, muttered while crawling through an air duct.

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"I never thought I'd see a phrase such as 'shrink ray shootout', let alone in an after-action report, but here we are."

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"It's times like this that convince me that God likely watches over us with a big bucket of popcorn in His lap!"

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"These guys are basically openly and unironically seeking out the moral low ground, with the intent to dig as fast and as far down as possible once they get there!"

[classicdrogn]

Perhaps they need foxholes against artillery fire the spotters on the moral high ground are about to call down?

(not much later)

"MERCURY FOG OF WAR!"
"VENUS NINE YARDS CHAIN!"
"MARS FIRE STORM!"
"JUPITER ROLLING THUNDER!"
"MOON! ... RADIANT! ... DETONATION!!"

... Well, I never said the foxholes would really help.

[robkelk]

* robkelk sends a PM to Bob, making sure he sees the above post, mentioning DW-s

[robkelk]

Imagine, if you will, "WKRP" doing a Christmas episode instead of a Thanksgiving episode

"As God is my witness, I thought reindeer could fly."

[classicdrogn]

"Heavy are the lips that hide the frown."

[classicdrogn]

"I will. I swear it by the toes of my camel!"

"Wait, you're literally betting your ass on this?"

"Ew, no! No butt stuff!"

[hazard]

"No, I am betting my camel on this. The ass is my sister's."

[Tennie]

"No, I am betting my camel on this. The ass is my sister's."

And by "ass", they mean "donkey".