Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!

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Shonen: Who can beat who ? Attract Powerscalers.
Shojo : Who is gonna end up with who ? Attract shippers.

Through this simple definition we realize Chainsaw-Man is Shojo.

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You measure garlic with your heart, and my heart says 'all the garlic that has ever existed'.

[ECSNorway]

"Ah… ahahaha… I'm in trouble aren't I?"

"Yes." Theresa replied flatly, tapping her communicator and making Kiana's image flip left-to-right. Given Kiana's second flinch, her screen'd clearly switched to Rage of The Teri Teri as well. "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

"Ahahaha… Mei would be lonely without me?"

Theresa, eyebrows twitching, waved us out with her free hand as she rounded on her grand-niece.
"Young lady, what were you thinking? What would Siegfried say!?"

"E-er… he'd tell me to get better at jacking planes?"

To Dance On Thin Icei, chapter 38

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From a QQ quotes thread, no source cited:

"It's crazy 'living in your parent's basement' was ever an insult. With how BS rent is, if they're letting you stay for free then all I hear is that your family loves you. Not really the dig you think it is."