Rorschach's Blot has come out with another insane tale, this one a parody of the "Go Back in Time and Change Things" genre.
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"What's this do?" Harry held up the only unmarked bottle on the rack.
"It allows your owl to shoot magical beams of focused light out its eyes that are so powerful that they are capable of burning an adult dragon to a crisp," the shopkeeper replied. "You'd be surprised how big the market for it is."
"How much?"