Filed under 'incomplete but so far interesting':
Draco Malfoy and the Summer From Hell
With Lucious Malfoy in Azkaban, and his mother dead, Draco's custody is to be determined by the Ministry of Magic. And after a knock-down drag-out argument between Cornelius Fudge, Severus Snape, and Albus Dumbledore, the Ministry position wins out: Draco will remain in custody of his mother's selected heir, Mr. William Black.
Unfortunately Mr. Black is also unavailable, and his will specifies his heiress to be one Buffy Summers... --
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Draco Malfoy and the Summer From Hell
With Lucious Malfoy in Azkaban, and his mother dead, Draco's custody is to be determined by the Ministry of Magic. And after a knock-down drag-out argument between Cornelius Fudge, Severus Snape, and Albus Dumbledore, the Ministry position wins out: Draco will remain in custody of his mother's selected heir, Mr. William Black.
Unfortunately Mr. Black is also unavailable, and his will specifies his heiress to be one Buffy Summers... --
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.