The running joke for the GT story, other than the muttered epithet "Teenagers", is Paradox's wild rants, including such subjects as:
"Tradition has its place and all, but honestly people, isn't it time you discovered the pen?"
"Who names you people, anyway?" - Including the suggested new name for Draco Malfoy, 'Evil McNastyface'
"What's-His-Nose is a cartoon villian." (And the accompanying "Who wants to be known as a Death Eater, anyway? Sounds like they're necrophiliacs.")
"How can you call yourselves British and not know Monty Python?" (Closely followed by "Monty Python is not a Slytherin Dark Lord, you ignorant twits.")
"I can't believe I just told a bunch of 16-year-olds it's okay to have sex."
"I am *far* too young to be teaching jailbait."--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
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"Tradition has its place and all, but honestly people, isn't it time you discovered the pen?"
"Who names you people, anyway?" - Including the suggested new name for Draco Malfoy, 'Evil McNastyface'
"What's-His-Nose is a cartoon villian." (And the accompanying "Who wants to be known as a Death Eater, anyway? Sounds like they're necrophiliacs.")
"How can you call yourselves British and not know Monty Python?" (Closely followed by "Monty Python is not a Slytherin Dark Lord, you ignorant twits.")
"I can't believe I just told a bunch of 16-year-olds it's okay to have sex."
"I am *far* too young to be teaching jailbait."--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel