Quote:A short and rather crack-y LOTR crossover; I don't want to spoil the surprise with anything more:Don't read further if you don't want spoilers.
Knight Errant by JA Baker.
I read the last line of that story, thought about it for a second, and realized Dinochrome is akin to metal dinosaur. And who's the most famous metal dinosaur?
"ME GRIMLOCK KICK ORK BUTT!"
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"