Quote: Naw, the legalizing gay marriage part makes that one easy. See it turns out that all those fundy's were right, and letting gay people get married reallyI've got a revision of that thought line that I think better fits the Mood of Family Circus. The Grandfather was one of the surviors of the
does cause God to unleash Hell upon the earth. Then you just have to decide if the family circus guy's are secretly an American version of Hellsing or
closer to the crazy Vatican guy.
Allied Group that Alucard and Walter were part of in WW2. Not quite as epic a fighter, but compitant enough to actually kill the supernatural in a war zone
and get out alive, with all his body parts and sane. He lived throught the war, married his sweetheart, had kids, live a long life, and died. However,
actually reading into the background of FC, the grandfather is not only allow frequent access to viewing Earth from Heaven, but seems to control the window
(there are other people with him, but as far as I can remember hits always watching his family) not only does he have apparent priority access to the the
Earth Veiwing places, but he can just declare he is visiting Earth anytime he wants and can make his presence known. He can travel between Earth and Heaven
apparently at will. He has to have done something to earn this kind of treatment and privellige... WW2 holy warrior would work.
In addition, all the kids seem to be able to see 'Notme' and 'Ida'... and PJ seems to be able to see the grandfather when he is on Earth. So
taking into account a bloodline trait that skipped a generation (or at least the parent, siblings could have seen Ida and Notme and the parent couldn't so
is humoring the kids thinking its amusing that their kids are blaiming the exact same two invisible troublemakers). Anyway age them up a few years and make it
after one of the times Hellsing manor gets trashed. During the reconstruction they dig up some boxes of old stuff, much of it from WW2 and stuff that is
better off with the guy's family. Send either Walter and Seras (orignal anime) or just Seras (manga/Ultimate timeline) to the FC's house to deliver
the stuff. This leads to war stories/memories of the two old dead guys between Seras(Seras/Walter) and the grandmother... during which the FC younger
generations come back and are berating PJ for prophcising that legalizing Gay Marraige will cause Heaven to go medevil on the capital (Boston for sake of
arguement)... Apparently, a civil union is fine (that is a government thing), but legalizing as marriage and holding the ceriomony in Churches means that the
Overgod Oked it... which he is on record as having nuked cities for doing exactly the same thing... this being what destroyed Sodom and Gamora. As PJ's
dad was in the middle of a live interview (being a long running sydicated cartoonist) this caused issues... it didn't help PJ gave them a time and date.
That Grandfather told PJ his old command codes and PJ had literally no chance to actuall talk with his grandfather and they weren't written down this is a
concern... that Seras can see the Grandfather more so. Whether Seras phones in the message and codes or Walter recognizes them is timeline dependant.
Fastforward to the deadline and Boston legalising GM by divine judical fiat and willing legislative accomplices... ignoring mthe way the laws are written as to
who makes the laws and what the branch of the government does what. Anyway, Seras (being on loan to the US as supernatural had run out a fodder for major
incidents, and no one wanted to have Alucard on US soil) ends up in Boston ready to help take down thee angel army... with US troops that are volentarily
willing to fight the forces of Heaven to defend US citizens.
In the end you get to mock Fundies for being have right... for the wrong reasons (this being about putting words in God's mouth counter to his stated,
longtime on the record opinion on the topic... rather than some random verbatum quote). Mock the government offical for not being able to figure out their own
jobs (judges can't legislate from the bench, only vote up or down the laws, Legislaters who can't figure out that they make the laws on the will of the
people, not because the Judiciary made an executive order to pass a law which they can't even due... apparently the governemnt can't read their own job
descriptions given a manuel... the laws they are trying to enforce.) At some point the warriors of Heaven should also do somthing stupid... like obey the
traddic paterns in Boston and try to get somewhere... entire units running is ever change circles becuase they read something in their orders entirely wrong.
Basically lots of stuff along the theme of idiots that can't seem to read clearly written instructions or that follow them entirely wrongly. Some units
should go after the Boston archdiasees (that whole sheltering pedophiles preists and sending them places to find new victiums in the name of God thing)... just
so Iscaroit 13 can get involved.
At some point someone (likely an US groundtrooper with Seras) should get baffled as to the situation realizing that they are defending heathens from God's
Wrath... against the literally Hosts of Heaven under the command of a a Vampire Lord's spawn... who despite being an unholy abomination is a better person
(and even more bizzarre far less bloodthirsty) than the heavenly host (goodness incarnate) who is fighting the Holy Catholic Church' Paladins led by a Holy
Bishop... at somepoint the corrupted blood of angels (the US having Satanic priest so they have cursed ammo. Go freedom of religion!) floods a part of the
Giant Hole Under Boston We Through Money Into (AKA.The Big Dig) and open a portal to Hell causing some of its legions to pour forth... which ignores the humans
and goes directly after the angels... causing a mess that has all the angel and demon blood keeps the portal open... until Seras (will troopers providing fire
support) gets involved and eats the remaining participants in a bloodrage (ending that front)... before freaking out about it and getting hosed down in the
street.
Of course, Seras will end up with here own religion (only sane Supernatural force we know of and all)... new copters and embedded reporters recording
everything.