SkyeFire Wrote:Colonel Doug "Looney Tunes" Sangnoir lands on Elm Street....Another song possibility would be Dream Warriors (especially since it was the theme song for Elm Street 3) *grin*
"WHO ARE YOU?!?!?"
"Me? I'm just a cute lil' bunny rabbit. So... wazzup, Doc?"
(My other choice here was "Your worst nightmare," but the image of Doug nonchalantly-but-with-menace nibbling on a carrot before opening Can O'Whoopass #3.14159, well.....)
"You call those things claws? Dude, please -- I know at least a dozen women with fingernails deadlier than that, and only half of them are catgirls."
"System. Play 'Dream Police.'" (AFAIK 'Dream Police' isn't a Power Song, and the lyrics don't really lend themselves to putting the likes of Freddy in Dream Jail. But I have faith in Doug's subconscious.)
... sudden thought, Dream Warriors effect in this case being something like A little Help From My Friends, cue Warriors Alpha whoopin Freddie's butt.
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