ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

[LilFluff]

"I kind of figured as much. Speaking of needing assistance, you're still a lot more familiar
with an M-5's coding than I am. What do you make of this?




{The unintended consequences of bad coding by her original contractors, combined with the slap-dash job I had to do to get her working, along with three
centuries of neglect?}




Sybil chuckled. "No, I meant this particular section of code."




{So did I.}




"Oh."

M-6 Sybil and a hardware ghost of her creator discussing her little sister.

And dealing with little sister's nightmare problem...

Turning to the 'general' on the podium, she smiled. "Allow me to introduce my assistant,
Commander Sybil Ludington, core AI of QFF-4197, the SLS Sybil Ludington, our prototype for Project M-6. Commander Ludington has also been
well-briefed on the situation, and can quote chapter and verse from the Uniform Code of Military Justice, along with at least a thousand other legal texts
dating back prior to the Magna Carta, with ease."




"Yes, ma'am. If it please the Court, here are the formal drafts of our orders to serve as Advocate of the Defense in this matter."




The 'general' in charge of the court martial turned a deep shade of purple as he belted out, "On whose authority?!"




Admiral Murakami merely smiled, her expression serene. "Mine, of course, as the highest-ranking SLDF officer currently alive. Which brings me to my next
question....what was your name and rank, again, General?"

And a bit later...

Sybil had no idea she could blush. "John and I?"




{Yes, you and John. You obviously have feelings for one another....}




"Yes, mother, but even ignoring the fact that I'm a 760 kiloton sentient WarShip, and he's a human, there's the slight issue of
fraternization between two officers in the same chain of command."

From the story Knock Knock, URL misplaced at the moment. (Will edit in later)
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.