Quote: "Shut up or I'm throwing you off the train." They both fell silent.http://www.fanfiction.net...46/7/Nothing_but_Trouble
"Wow, I'll have to remember that," Sakura commented. "Where are we?"
"We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!" Yasu called.
"This is not Bat Country!" Naruto snapped. "We passed through that an hour ago. Do you really think I'd let us stop there?"
"I've never heard of Bat Country," not-a-twin commented.
"Right over their heads," Yasu commented sadly. "And, we're in the Land of Earth."
Naruto fic, recently in updates.
EDIT
From Chapter 9 of the same fic:
Quote: "Nah, but that's probably why I get along with her so well," Naruto pointed out. "So, what's up Stumpy?"
"I hate you so much," Nanbu growled. "I'd send every assassin I had after you if I thought it would do anything."
"You mean, you haven't been?" Naruto asked, sounding rather wounded.
"What?"
"I've had a bunch of assassins swing by lately," Naruto stated. "I kinda thought they were from you. It was kind of nice, sorta like
"Hey, thinking of you. Still wishing you were dead."
"Well, Jesus, if it means that much to you, I'll send an assassin tomorrow."
"You don't have to," Naruto replied forlornly.
"No, I want to, really." Nanbu stared at Sakura's teammate for a long time. "You have got to be the weirdest motherfucker I have ever
met, bar none."
"Thanks," Naruto replied, sounding genuinely touched. "I guess I can execute all those guys now."
"You imprisoned assassins because you thought they were mine?" Nanbu asked.
"I was going to give them to you for Christmas!" Naruto stated cheerfully.
"Excuse me," Sakura interrupted, "is there any particularly good reason why you're trying to kill me teammate?"
"Yes," Nanbu stated calmly, "he slaughtered over two hundred and fifty of my fellow villagers." Sakura turned and stared at Naruto in
shock.
"Oh, come on," the blond whined and Sakura let out a sign of relief. This was Naruto! Of course he wouldn't. . ."you're making it
sound like I killed innocent civilians. I killed your ninja." Naruto seemed to notice Sakura's stare. "What? We've gone over this before
and I have a distinct feeling that we're glossing over the whole invasion of a foreign country for loot and plunder thing. In that case I feel the need
to reiterate, I killed invading soldiers, so I'm still the good guy here."
"You killed two hundred and fifty. . ."
"More like two hundred and sixty something, but who's counting?" Naruto asked.
"I was," Nanbu stated dryly.
"Other than him," Naruto added without missing a beat.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.