Quote: "I get it," said Sokka. "It's actually decent of you to be loyal, you know, to pretend she's the best even when you know that thereMale Bonding
are other girls who are superior in every way." Sokka nodded sagely. "I'm sure she'd be very happy."
"My girlfriend could kill you," Zuko said, with lazy satisfaction. "Before you even drew your sword, if she wanted to."
Sokka sighed. "You are completely missing the point of this conversation."
Zuko turned his head and gave Sokka a pitying look. A look that clearly communicated his belief that it was, in fact, Sokka who was missing the point.
"She carries fifty-seven knives," he said. "On her body."
Sokka was incredulous. "You're making that number up. There's no way."
The corners of Zuko's mouth turned up in a smirk. "I counted."
Sokka stared at him for a long moment, opened his mouth, and then closed it again as he formulated his response. "...Really?" he heard himself
asking.
Zuko leaned forward conspiritorially and Sokka leaned in as well, but when Zuko spoke he didn't whisper. "She only sleeps with ten, though."
Sokka sat upright again, back straight. "Yeah, well, Suki and I- this one time we kissed. A lot. For...it was- had to have been over an hour."
Zuko made a strange noise and Sokka glared at him when he realized that it was a snicker.
"That's very...nice," said Zuko, in far too kindly a manner. "Did you hold hands afterward?"
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