Nanoha and Fate coming out of the class utterly traumatized was about as funny as that one line. That and Nanoha's internal doom radar about Fate's
mood swings.
From Endless Dreams, a Rin-As-Caster-As-Counter-Guardian Peggy Sue fic...
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
mood swings.
From Endless Dreams, a Rin-As-Caster-As-Counter-Guardian Peggy Sue fic...
Quote: (Crickets.)From inside the story itself, after Berserker is taken out and Ilya moves in at Shirou's house...
Rider: Um....
Caster: Where's Medea?
Assassin: She hasn't arrived yet.
Caster: She's late?
Assassin: Who knows.
Medea: I'm here!
Rider: Ah, here she is.
Caster: Medea! Where have you been?
Caster: Fufufu, plotting your demise! The final phone call, the last letter, has been sent! Soon, we shall ally and overthrow the tyranny of the Main
Heroines!
Caster: OK, what the hell?
Medea: If I'm correct, the letter has arrived, and soon she shall show up!
Caster: Who will show up?
Medea: Who else?! Yumizuka Satsuki! The first, and most powerful, of all us spurned females of Type-Moon! With her by my side, I shall be unbeatable!
(Knock knock)
Medea: That must be her! Assassin! Let her in!
Asssasin: Sure, sure. Whatever.
(Door opens)
Medea: Fufufufu... soon you shall-
????: Yo, what's going on here?
(Kagetsu Tohuya OST: Track 03 plays)
Medea: .......
Caster: That doesn't look like Satsuki to me.
Arcueid: Yo.
Medea: What... what are you doing here!
Arcueid: Oh, yeah. Well, Sacchin got this letter the other day inviting her here. But she's busy. So I, having nothing better to do, offered to go in
her place.
Medea: BUSY? Busy with what?!
Arcueid: Oh, haven't you heard? They're remaking Tsukihime. She's busy getting her new route done.
Medea: ........................................................................................................................
Caster: I think you killed her from the shock, Arcueid-san.
Arcueid: Ehhhh hey, what is this place anyways?
Rider: Caster's Comment Corner, a comedy side section for the Fanfic "Endless Dream."
Arcueid: Ooohhhhhhh. Sounds like fun! Last time I was in a comedy side section Ciel kept on hitting me.
Medea: AAHHHHHGGGGGGHHH!!!!
(Ancient Greek Laser Beams!)
Arcueid: Owie! Just like that! Only with less flashy special effects!
Assassin: Thank you, I put a lot of work into them.
Quote: Taiga arrived just a few minutes after dinner started. Seeing the food, she instantly began serving herself.---
"Soo...." Taiga glanced at Illya, "Why are you here, anyways?"
"My name is Illyasviel von Einzbern, Miss." Illya said with a sweet smile. "These are my maids, Sella and Leysritt."
"Ma-maids? Are you rich or something?"
"Oh very." Illya grinned.
"Eeehhh then why are you here?" Taiga frowned, "I mean, if your rich enough for maids shouldn't you be at a mansion or fancy
hotel?"
"Hmmm..." Illya paused, "Why is everyone else here?"
"Oh?" Taiga paused, "Well... ah. Sakura-chan is here because she's practically Shirou's wife."
"Guh... Sensei..." Sakura muttered.
"Caster-san is Shirou's aunt, and Saber-chan and Rider-chan are her daughters."
"I see." Illya nodded, "Well then, I guess I can tell the truth then, since nobody but family is here."
"...family?" Caster asked.
"Yes... you see, the truth is... I am Emiya Kiritsugu's love child!"
"Guuuhhha?" Shirou stared.
"Love child? No way!" Taiga stared, "You're joking, right?"
"Why would someone as rich as me claim to be the love child of a traveling weirdo unless it was true?" Illya answered calmly.
"Sh-shirou, that means this girl is your sister!" Taiga whispered. "Did you know this?"
"... no, this is the first time I've heard it." Shirou deadpanned.
"Yup. Well, Onii-chan, can you take care of me?" Illya said cheerfully.
"Um... well. I guess so, Illya."
"Yay!" Illya suddenly seemed to get closer to Shirou.
"Illya...?"
"Onii-chan. I want you to talk to me like a little sister, OK?" Illya suddenly said.
"Um..." Shirou paused.
"Shirou, if she's your sister, you need to show her proper affection!" Taiga whispered.
"Umm...." He sighed, "Fine, um, Illya-neechan." He muttered.
"...ahh..." Illya's eyes sparkled. "Onii-chan!" She grabbed into his arm, "Thank you thank you!"
"Guh..."
"Awww isn't that cute." Taiga grinned.
"...yes." Sakura tried not to glare.
"I-Illyasviel! Release Shirou!" Saber nearly shouted.
Night came, chores were assigned and done. And another day ended.
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."