From Child of Mine, a Negima fic:
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
Quote:Negi smiled back and escorted the girl to the door. He had sworn to himself that he was going to make all the girls in his class happy and if it meant fixing up Ku Fei with a strong boyfriend, he would just have to find one. “Don’t worry Ku Fei. No matter what happens, I am going to see to it that you are happy. It is the least I can do for all that you have done for me.”Also, much later....
“No matter what… You make me happy?” Ku Fei said stunned. Negi looked at her wondering what he’d said that had shocked her so. The next thing he knew Ku Fei was kissing him. Negi stood there in a daze as the Chinese girl kissed him passionately before practically bouncing out the door with a deep blush on her cheeks. “You make me happy too, Negi-bozu! I see you at dance!”
With that, Ku Fei was gone before Negi could gather his wits enough to utter a word. He stood there for a moment confused before finally shutting the door. He walked back in to the table where Chamo was finishing of a cigarette.
“I think she misunderstood me.” Negi said in a daze.
“Yep.” Chamo replied glibly.
“How did that just happen?” Negi asked his familiar.
“You’re a ten year old idiot when it comes to girls.” Chamo replied dryly.
“Why is it that every time I try to help one of my girls they get the wrong idea and I just keep digging the hole I’m in deeper?” Negi lamented.
“Because you speak from the heart without thinking first and you have absolutely no clue as to what it means to handle women.” Chamo answered.
“Why am I discussing this with you?” Negi asked darkly.
“Beats the hell out of me.” Chamo said jumping down off the table and heading for the bathroom.
Quote:Negi skidded to a halt in front of the men’s room. He was completely---
naked and was relieved to find the hall empty. Negi heard someone
coming down the hall the way he had come so he burst into the men’s
room in a rush.
Inside, he found nothing. Negi looked around
desperately for Chamo and his suit, but both were missing from the
room. Negi ground his teeth in frustration as whoever it was that was
coming down the hall stop outside the men’s room. Negi looked around
and since there was only one stall in the small bathroom he opened the
door and jumped inside.
Inside he ran into Setsuna, or at least he ran into her cleavage, face first.
“Oh no, not again.” Negi said in despair. He then noticed that Madoka was also crowded into the small toilet.
“Again?” Setsuna asked looking at Madoka in confusion.
“It’s a long story.” Madoka said apologetically.
Negi
risked a look down and confirmed his worst suspicions. Madoka was once
again naked and Setsuna was wearing nothing but her panties.
“Chafing again?” Negi asked Madoka flatly. His only response was another embarrassed and apologetic nod.
“What about you Setsuna, why aren’t you wearing a bra?” Negi asked dejectedly.
“I
was going to wrap my breasts with cloth to keep them from showing when
I dressed up as a boy.” Setsuna said slowly. She had the look of a
child who was about to be in serious trouble.
“You too?” Negi
said looking back and forth between Madoka and Setsuna. He then heaved
a long-suffering sigh. “Let me guess, you’re Konoka’s date.”
Negi
sighed again as Setsuna nodded and the conversation was suddenly cut
short by the sound of someone coming into the men’s room. Negi spun
around to face the door of the stall when the sudden gasps from Setsuna
and Madoka caught his attention.
Being a traditional Japanese
bathroom, there was no toilet for the girls to stand on to keep their
feet from being visible under the low stall door, so without warning
the two limber young girls jumped up and latched onto Negi. Negi
reacted in reflex and grabbed the two girls to keep them from tumbling
to the floor. This resulted in him standing there naked with Madoka on
his right hip with his palm planted firmly on her bare buttocks, while
Setsuna was on his left being held aloft the same way.
“Girls, I
can’t take the two of you like this.” Negi whispered in desperation as
his knees wobbled from trying to hold up two teenage girls with a
ten-year old frame.
“Be a man, you can take it.” Setsuna whispered back in trepidation.
“He
can take WHAT, exactly?” A voice said from the other side of the door
as it was thrown open to reveal Asuna, Konoka, and Sakurako.
“Negi!” Asuna cried in anger.
“Setsuna!” Konoka cried in horror.
“Madoka?” Sakurako cried in confusion.
“Konoka…” Setsuna cried in despair.
“Sakurako…” Madoka cried in embarrassment.
“God?”
Negi cried in supplication looking up to heaven as his knees finally
gave way and he dropped to the floor in a nude tangled heap with his
two students.
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."