ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

[OpMegs]

“So, in conclusion, be careful. If you can’t be careful, be safe. And if you can’t be safe, name it after me.”
Shinji
chokes and stammers, staring at Misato as she gives him a thumbs up and
then shoves him out the apartment door, listening to the sound of
footsteps as he reaches the elevator and goes off to meet his date.
In
truth, she’s proud. The past few weeks have given her the opportunity
to work out her own issues and find out that, if pushed, she could be
quite maternal. She even found herself ranting about what she would do
if someone hurt her ‘little girl’ as she now mentally refers to Asuka
as.
The bedroom door peaks open. Ryoji Kaji peaks his head out.
His hair, after much pulling, is frazzled and loose and his stubble is
coming close to a beard.
“It’s been a week,” he groans, “Can I go home, yet?”
“No,” she says, and claps her hands, advancing towards the bedroom with a toothy grin.
He sighs. Here comes another long day.

Nobody Dies, Chapter 21
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."