Quote:“Hinata-sama,” sighed Neji as he strove to block out the hopeful gaze of his cousin. “I admire that you wish to get stronger, but you are family. There is nothing you can do that will make me allow Gai-sensei to inflict his ideas of training on you.”
“…Three new plushies and the new, uncensored, ‘Kittens of Konoha’ calendar.”
“…”
“Gai-sensei, I would like you to meet my cousin, Hyuuga Hinata.”
Oops by Smylingsnake
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.