From pages http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=505021&page=14]fourteen and http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=505021&page=15]fifteen of the fourth IWIW Sailor Moon thread on rpg.net. I couldn't descide if it was a CTSNB or a CTSB (this is commented on in the thread), so I stuck it here.
Shadowjack Wrote:Hmm. Husband of Serenity.
Mal.
"Serenity Jr., what the heck happened in your bedroom? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got lose?"
"I would appreciate it if one person in this kingdom would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump."
"No one's saying that, sir."
"Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly."
"Are you in pain?"
"Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know. Right here."
"I saw."
"Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough."
"It wasn't entirely a disaster."
"I got stabbed! Right here!"
SenaRaven Wrote:Mal. Bad. In the Lunar.
You, sir, never fail to crack me up completely.
Shadowjack Wrote:...
The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of Prince Consort Tight-Pants. It's so completely opposite from the, well, serenity of Queen Serenity, that you really wonder how it happened, and know it's not really for you to know.
"So, explain to me again why Sailor Mars wasn't in the dress?"
"Tactics, woman! Needed her in the back. 'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow."
"And you would know that because...?"
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery."
And in storytelling terms it'd make up for the fact that Princess Serenity, if you'll pardon my saying so, seems to have been far less interesting than Usagi Tsukino. So whenever things seem to be getting dull around the court, Father suddenly swings through the palace for a month, leaving his muddy boots on things, snarking at the footmen, and sneaking Little Serenity out of the palace and away from the bodyguards ("How does he do that?!" they say, as they frantically organize search parties) to take her fishing or climbing trees or other unprincessly occupations. Then he disappears again to do heroic stuff on the marches of the Realm. Or possibly just go to his hunting cabin and get drunk. There are rumors of both.
Unka Josh Wrote:"In the name of my pretty floral bonnet, I will punish you!"
Cruton Wrote:"Trust in your moon rod, Serenity, for it's power will protect."
"But mother, what if I don't have my moon rod on hand?"
"Best then to start chucking your jewelry at them."
"MAL!"
"What? Her tiara's not a feather. It's got some decent heft to it."