Quote:"But what about Chouji? You know they've bound to have some sort of deal worked out where Chouji is the only person who gets to eat Shikamaru. And I am so totally not going toe to toe with Chouji in an eating match."People Lie, chapter 33
Sasuke had to allow Naruto the point.
"I mean, hell, if we'd had him out on the farm, we could probably just have given him a shovel, pointed him at the shoggoth, and told him it was natto. I'd put money on that."
"I'd pay money to see that," Sasuke admitted.
There was a pause.
"No, no, no I wouldn't," he said, changing his mind after a moment's thought. "In fact, I think I'd pay rather a lot of money right now just to have the mental images that created removed from my head."
"Ah," Naruto said with an understanding wince.
There was another pause.
"Is Chouji winning?" he asked.
"Actually, no. It's a fucking shoggoth."
"Point."
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.