Quote:"Wind Stripper Attack? You killed the Devil of the Bloody Mist with a prank jutsu?" Kabuto said looking as if someone had pulled a giant halibut out of nowhere and hit him with it.Time Mixup
"Nah, he's still alive. Poor guy was a bloody mess because all the stuff the wind picked up on the way, but he survived. He was even real nice about it when I apologized later. He was just happy that he was free from that stupid contract he'd been tricked into, since I killed Gato with that Water Proctologist Jutsu." he said cheerfully.
"Wa-wa-wa." Kabuto said looking even more stunned.
"Who's Gato?" Kiba asked Shino who was apparently the brains of Team 8.
"He was a billionaire shipping magnate who was rumored to be able to call up an army of mercenaries to crush his competition." Shino replied.
"What happened to the army of mercenaries?" Kiba asked, looking put out for some strange reason.
"Knocked them out with a Harem Jutsu." he replied.
"Where was Sasuke-kun in all of this?" Ino asked.
"After Haku got him calmed down and convinced that Zabuza wasn't really trying to kill Kakashi-sensei, he showed him how to knit socks with senbon. That's a really useful skill to have. I wish I'd had the patience to sit down and learn it myself."
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You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.