Quote:"Okay, Naruto, I admit that trying to gather information about me was a good idea, but you also need to use the information you get. When you hear there are cults devoted to me forming around here, you do not draw attention to me. That is just blatant stupidity. We do not want cultists popping out from everywhere to start following us. That will not end well."Late Arrival
When Sasuke and Sakura realized they couldn't open their mouth to talk because it was already hanging wide open, they responded to the most disturbing piece of information they had heard.
"Ah ha! I knew it! You really are a demon!"
Sasuke's statement was made with an air of finality, as if it had been proven beyond all doubt.
"Sensei... You have cults devoted to you? Why?"
The misery consuming her in Sakura's question was clearly audible.
"Sensei... You actually went as far as blowing a giant hole through the Hokage Monument just to show people they need to make me the Fifth Hokage already? *sniff* I can't believe I actually thought you were a demon like that jerk Sasuke! I'm going to make the most awesome cult worshiping you! Believe it!"
Ranma couldn't suppress a miserable groan at how things were spiraling out of control.
'One of my students thinks I'm a demon, another is having a mental breakdown, and the third wants to form a Ninja-cult worshiping me. When I find whatever Kami is responsible for this, their pain will never end.'
This time, Ranma avoided thinking that this couldn't get worse. She knew it would.
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.