"We here, at the Top Gear studios, have the honor of testing General Motors' latest, most powerful ever vehicle."
"Right you are, James, and this one's a bit of a stretch, even for us. It's the new Bolo Model B, the first fusion-powered tank. And, with some astronomical amount of horsepower, four independently-steerable sets of tracks, and an armament more stunning than Samantha Fox in her Page Three Girl days, we knew there was only one thing we could do; turn it over to our tame racing driver. Some say he's a liquid metal robot from the future, sent back to kill the only hope of the Resistance, or that he's fusion-powered himself. All we know is...why is the Stig stealing the Bolo?"
"Right you are, James, and this one's a bit of a stretch, even for us. It's the new Bolo Model B, the first fusion-powered tank. And, with some astronomical amount of horsepower, four independently-steerable sets of tracks, and an armament more stunning than Samantha Fox in her Page Three Girl days, we knew there was only one thing we could do; turn it over to our tame racing driver. Some say he's a liquid metal robot from the future, sent back to kill the only hope of the Resistance, or that he's fusion-powered himself. All we know is...why is the Stig stealing the Bolo?"