Well, I don't see a new ROFL thread up to replace the locked one yet. So, since I wanted to post a ROFL I suppose it's up to me.
From Dark Titans chapter 12
Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
From Dark Titans chapter 12
Quote:Manomanoman! He'd get the next one for sure! If he didn't, he was-----
dead! . . . A sudden thought, almost a foreign concept by this point,
entered his mind.
. . . Oh gods . . . this was going to hurt . . .
The
scream of tearing metal, crumbling masonry and rumbling water drowned
out his own scream of pain rather nicely. The hydrant collapsed under
his charge in a manner reminiscent to most pop cans, the collision
sending him . . . now her, slamming face first into the pavement with
punishing force, as almost all of his forward momentum instantly
converted into straight down momentum.
. . . daaamn . . .
how did that Lost Moron do this all the time? Running headlong into
infrastructure hurt like hell! Unfortunately, the geyser of water scant
inches behind her was spraying her liberally with water and making it
very difficult for her to simply fall unconscious. Spraying curses
liberally herself, she sat up, wincing at every small flare of pain that
blossomed across her abused body.
Now . . . why the hell had she
done that again? In retrospect, running headfirst into a fire hydrant
seemed like an incredibly stupid thing to do . . . She giggled to
herself. Oh yeah! She was being chased by a murderous Catgirl!
Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.