I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[robkelk]

In amongst some Crossovers That Must Be posted to RPG.net, http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?578 ... st14280852]Shadowjack's watched episode 104 of Sailor Moon S... and I'm deliberately not quoting the funny bits near the start.

Enter Haruka and Michiru, dramatically, with swirl of rose petals. They are dressed once again in traditional robes.

Usagi: /mutters something hypocritical about people who love dramatic entrances.

Usagi: "I detect a distinct lack of sweet cakes and cookies. This is gonna be cultural, isn't it?"

Eudial: "He said he's had some tea and had a brilliant idea. Hey, for a guy who pays as well as the Prof, I think we can afford to take some silly jobs for him, right? He probably won't remember anyway. Yeah, I'll see if he'll share some of his 'tea' on the way back. No way he comes up with this one clean and sober."

Usagi: "What, did I walk into a tea ceremony manga by mistake? Somebody stop him before something breaks! This is me in the room!"
Everyone else: …!

Chagarma: /smacks Chibi-Usa silly. "Finally! Now that someone worthy of respect has appeared, I can entertain the guests!"
Luna: "Well, thank you, but the two Sailors are worthy of respect, too."

Usagi: "That's no problem. You see, right now, your adult self is going to walk around that corner, having time travelled back to this moment to take you off our hands, because after all, who better to take care of yourself than yourself, right? She'll explain it all in terms you'll understand. All you have to do is remember to come back."
Chibi-Usa: "Okay."

They wait.

Usagi: "…I didn't think that'd work. Looks like I'm still lookin' after you, squirt. Not that I mind, really."

--
Rob Kelk
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